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i'll bite your legs off!

i'll bite your legs off!

OFFICIALS SUGGEST U.S./IRAQI DUEL

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SADDAM: None shall pass.
BUSH: What?
SADDAM: None shall pass.
BUSH: If you have no Weapons of Mass Destruction, I have no quarrel with you, Saddam, but I must have unfettered access.
SADDAM: Then you shall die.
BUSH: I command you as Leader of the Free World to stand aside!
SADDAM: I move for no American.
BUSH: So be it!
[parry thrust]
[BUSH chops SADDAM's left arm off after a short battle]
BUSH: Now stand aside, you madman.
SADDAM: 'Tis but a scratch.
BUSH: A scratch? Your arm's off!
SADDAM: No, it isn't.
BUSH: Well, what's that then?
SADDAM: I've had worse.
BUSH: You liar!
SADDAM: Come on you pansy!
[parry thrust]
[BUSH chops SADDAM's right arm off]
BUSH: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[SADDAM kicks BUSH in the head while he is praying]
SADDAM:come on then.
BUSH: What?
SADDAM: Have at you!
BUSH: You are indeed crazed, Saddam, but the fight is mine.
SADDAM: Oh, had enough, eh?
BUSH: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
SADDAM: Yes I have.
BUSH: Look!
SADDAM: Just a flesh wound.

At this point Bush turns around, looks at Cheney and says, "Oh, fuck this, let's just bomb 'em."

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Comments

Oh, that is TOO funny.

(and I fear you have too much free time...)

Saddam: "I'm invincible!"
Bush: "You're a looney."
Saddam: "I'll bite your knees off!"

And here we see the tie to Al Qaeda.

Just wait until we deploy our stealth shubbery's. That'll learn 'em.

you need to combine the clasic sketch with the clasic..
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf

That is hysterical.

I wrote a letter to GW with suggestions for his little war thing. http://www.flummel.com - Oct 3.

Brilliant!

Bush to Saddam: I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

Riyadh delenda est!

"It's not just a rabbit... it's a REALLLLLY mean rabbit - with sharp pointy teeth!!!"

Bush aside to Cheney: Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Bush-"You must tell me if or if not you have ANY weapons of mass destruction in this castle!"

Saddam-"I dont wanna talk to you no more you sons of a food trough wiper! I wave my private parts at your aunties!"

Cheney-"What a strange person...!"

Can we use the Holy Hand Grenade while we're at it?

B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L.

Thank you!

Bush-"You must tell me if or if not you have ANY weapons of mass destruction in this castle!"

Saddam - "Don't have a cow."

very funny indeed. :-)