ann coulter: hair metal goddess
Ann Coulter: hair metal goddess
I guess that dream I had last night is still with me.
Sung to the tune of "18 and Life"
Right Wing For Life
Annie is a young girl, She has a heart of stone.
Thinks she’s an author, writes her fingers to the bone.
Seems like a know-it-all, comes from the Right side of town.
Fights like a witch, yeah, so no one can take her down.
She has the money, Slander’s no good at home.
She does the talk-show circuit and she fights the world alone
And now she’s
Right wing for life you got it
Right wing for life you know
Her crime’s her lines and it's
Right wing for life to go
I need serious help.