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and now for something completely different

and now for something completey different

a small victory theater presents:

THE WORDLWIDE PRESS AND THE HOLY GRAIL
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MORTICIAN: (played by played by Tony Blair):Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!

CUSTOMER (played by George W. Bush): Here's one -- nine pence.

DEAD PERSON (played by bin Laden): I'm not dead!

MORTICIAN: What?

CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!

CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not!

MORTICIAN: He isn't.

CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!

CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.

MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.

DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!

CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.

MORTICIAN: I can't take him...

DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!

CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...

MORTICIAN: I can't.

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today.

CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?

MORTICIAN: Thursday.

DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.

CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

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Comments

I think it's another chapter in this massive rope-a-dope strategy...greatly exaggerate reports of his death until he pulls a Samuel Clemens...

Bravely, brave Bin Laden bravely ran away...

He's not dead! He's just pining for the fjords!

He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords...!
Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Jihadi Kalifa wannabe.

That is an ex-terrorist!

Classic.

Classic.

ni

Sorry. We no longer say "ni". We now say "icky-icky-icky-patang-zeem-wah-zom..... (ni) Shhhh!

Just don't say "mattress"....