starring bush as jason voorhees
i was going to use jason voorhees as a metaphor for bush but it didn't work
But come on, can't you picture him in a hockey mask running after Saddam?
What did I derive from Bush's speech to the U.N. yesterday? I'll paraphrase:
Dear U.N., either you start enforcing the regulations you made years ago, or we are so out of here. Either way, we are going to kick some ass, with or without your blessing, with or without the blessings of any other country. Insepctions? I don't need your stinkin' inspections!"
For the first time ever, I applauded our president. Ok, so I did it quietly and maybe I hid in the closet while I did it so no one would see me, but I applauded.
The question that remains is not will we but when will we.
I'm not alone. I know a lot of staunch liberals and lefties and general anti-Bushies that think he is doing the right thing.
So, in my dream last night, it was October 12 and there were rockets red glare going off everywhere. Lawns were on fire and people were running and I just saw this huge calendar page that said October 12. So if that's the date the bombs over Iraq go off, you can burn me at the stake.
Speaking of supernatural things, it's Friday the 13th. I don't believe in superstitions. I've never had particularly bad luck on any Friday the 13th. That is to say, I've never had a guy in a hockey mask chase me through the woods on that day. However, I did wake up with this sense of foreboding today. Just a general angst that seems to be hanging in the air.
Maybe it's that ship docked off of the coast of New Jersey that no one seems to be saying too much about. Maybe it's just residual bad feelings hangin around from Wednesday. Maybe it's this flu I have.
Maybe it's that guy in the hockey mask standing outside my window.