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to do list

to do list: things to ignore, places to set on fire, people to seduce

Today is the last day of my two week vacation. I had so many things planned for this time off, but things like a wedding and school shopping got in the way. So now I have to cram two weeks worth of chores into one day.

    Today's To-Do List:

  • Lobby Congress to make it illegal for Ben Affleck to make any more movies.
  • Beat Justin at Street Fighter.
  • Watch all the DVDs we bought in the past two weeks.
  • Two words: World domination.
  • Seduce Kylie Minogue (the things I do for my husband....)
  • Buy a Game Cube.
  • Buy an X-Box.
  • Regret buying a Game Cube and X-Box.
  • Read every book sitting on my nightstand.
  • Go to Target or Price Club and start a fight with someone.
  • Sleep for ten hours straight.
  • Go to Canada for some Poutine.
  • Make my weekly football picks for the pool.
  • Make my yearly prediction that the Jets will finish 8-8.
  • Find my cheesehead.
  • Figure out what that brown mass of gel in the fridge is.
  • Teach hamsters how to Moonwalk.
  • Start making deadly booby traps for Halloween pranksters who try to smash my pumpkins.
  • Defy logic.
  • Misunderstand someone.
  • Do two hours of Pilates, half hour of abslide and then eat a cheesburger with bacon and drink a milkshake.
  • Bite off the head of a Best Buy customer service rep.
  • Catch up on my cartoons.

I did some other things that were on the list but those are none of your business. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go track down Kylie, or at least her waxy look alike.

Posted by on September 4, 2002 10:31 AM |

Comments

Strangely, this looks just like mine, except for the hamsters.

Posted by: Donna | September 4, 2002 11:07 AM

Your poutine is waiting; I presume you will be eating with the silver spork today?

Posted by: Bill | September 4, 2002 11:11 AM

"Today's To-Do List"

This sounds like the premise for a killer sitcom.

If you do get your own sitcom, I promise to buy a TV. Keep me in the loop on developments.

Posted by: Jon | September 4, 2002 11:18 AM

I think if more women were willing to Seduce Kylie Minogue for their husbands, then the divorce rate in this country would be much less.

Posted by: Robert | September 4, 2002 11:59 AM

Make sure you drop by my place on your next trip to Canada.

Posted by: JEfromCanada | September 4, 2002 01:08 PM

For streetfighter if you want to be cheesy, you can always either pick Guile,Ryu,Ken and then do Sonic Boom/Haduken followed up by a JackKnife/Dragon UpperCut

Posted by: John | September 4, 2002 01:33 PM

Seduce Kylie Minogue (the things I do for my husband....)

You too? Except for the husband part, of course. (o:

Posted by: andrea | September 5, 2002 01:54 AM

Hey, if you're already making your to-do list for this weekend, then you should add in 'go see Bryan's rock n roll band, Man In Gray, at Finally Fred's in the West Village' to the Saturday agenda. I'll be awaiting your arrival at the wonderfully narrow basement venue. And um... http://maningray.com for info.

Posted by: bryan | September 5, 2002 03:26 AM