to do list: things to ignore, places to set on fire, people to seduce
Today is the last day of my two week vacation. I had so many things planned for this time off, but things like a wedding and school shopping got in the way. So now I have to cram two weeks worth of chores into one day.
Lobby Congress to make it illegal for Ben Affleck to make any more movies.
Beat Justin at Street Fighter.
Watch all the DVDs we bought in the past two weeks.
Two words: World domination.
Seduce Kylie Minogue (the things I do for my husband....)
Buy a Game Cube.
Buy an X-Box.
Regret buying a Game Cube and X-Box.
Read every book sitting on my nightstand.
Go to Target or Price Club and start a fight with someone.
Sleep for ten hours straight.
Go to Canada for some Poutine.
Make my weekly football picks for the pool.
Make my yearly prediction that the Jets will finish 8-8.
Find my cheesehead.
Figure out what that brown mass of gel in the fridge is.
Teach hamsters how to Moonwalk.
Start making deadly booby traps for Halloween pranksters who try to smash my pumpkins.
Do two hours of Pilates, half hour of abslide and then eat a cheesburger with bacon and drink a milkshake.
Bite off the head of a Best Buy customer service rep.
Catch up on my cartoons.
I did some other things that were on the list but those are none of your business. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go track down Kylie, or at least her waxy look alike.