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You think I bought that Captain Underpants book for DJ, didn't you. Hah.

My favorite jokes from The All New Captain Underpants Extra-Crunchy Book O' Fun 2:

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mom had been a wafer so long.

George: Excuse me, mister, I'd like to buy some toilet paper.
Grocery Store Clerk: What color would you like?
George: Just give me white. I'll color it myself!

Q: Why was the mushroom always invited to parties?
A: Because he was a fungi!

Q: What's green, cold and topped with whipped cream?
A: A snot-fudge sundae

Q: What's invisible and smells like bananas?
A: monkey burps!

Tommy: Mommy, can I lick the bowl?
Mommy: No, Tommy, you have to flush like everybody else!


ha! i love cheesy jokes! my favorite is the sausage joke:

There are two sausages in a frying pan.
One sausage looks at the other sausage and says,"Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
The other sausage looks at him and says, "OH MY GOD! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

I am willing to admit that made me laugh out loud.

a wafer... hahahahahah

i went to school until the 8th grade with dave pilkey. he was a rock star who made me want to be an artist. good stuff.