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185 socks walk into a bar...

The lengths people go through to amuse you.

I am amused.


185 chairs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The chair reply, "Fine, we'll leave, but we're leaving this big brown stool right in the middle of hte floor."

185 ears of corn walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve ears of corn here."
The ears of corn reply, "Aw, shucks."

I couldn't come up with a good one for socks :)

You should have said "185 religious socks walk into a bar and the barman says 'we don't serve holy socks in here' "

I thought of that first, but I liked the "darn it" phrase better.

185 ratty socks walk into a bar.
the bartender says, "we don't serve ratty socks here."
the ratty socks reply, "OHYEAH??! WELL JUST PHUCKIN' BITE ME!"

by the way ... now you know that rats should NeverEverEver tell jokes. never.

Actually, that made me laugh pretty hard.