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two contests in one

Two, two, two contests in one!

The brain's capacity to think of interesting and/or humorous stories to write is in direct correlation with the brain's set of stressors for the previous days.

I got nothing.

Don't say I didn't warn you about the likelihood of this site becoming Fark-lite until after the wedding.

Today, I offer you a double contest (because some of you complained that the Photoshop contest was discriminatory against people who did not own any photo-editing software. I think it was also discriminatory against those who do not own a sense of humor, but what are they doing here anyhow?)

So, this is a Photoshop and Caption contest rolled into one and sliced in half. You can do either/or. Both or one. Combined or separate. Will that be white or wheat?

Or you can completely ignore this and do none of the above.

Today's picture:

(click for big scary size)

Captions below, Photoshop entries to me at afireinsideblog AT yahoo.com. Hurry. I need laughter.

Posted by on August 9, 2002 05:55 AM |

Comments

We have to hurry, Barney. The Forces of Evil are right behind us!

Posted by: sue | August 9, 2002 07:01 AM

Now are you my dog or a terrorist midget in a fur burka?

Posted by: jason | August 9, 2002 07:19 AM

No Spot. Not that one. Behind the news guy. That's Daschle. You know what to do.

Posted by: pazuzu | August 9, 2002 07:45 AM

Hi, I'm George, I like pretzels, baseball and declaring war on third-world countries. I'm looking for that special someone who can help out around the house and keep me intellectually stimulated. If you're white, female and have an easy-going attitude towards fidelity, enjoy short flights across the country in my private jet and can keep financial details secret then give me a call on 1-800-BLOWPOTUS. Just don't tell my wife.

Posted by: D | August 9, 2002 08:05 AM

Stop squriming, Barney! I know it's uncomfortable, but customs will never look for my stash there. If you promise to be a good dog, there's an extra cookie in it for you. Good boy!

Posted by: Shelby :) | August 9, 2002 09:19 AM

upon further reflection, change my caption to:

Hurry, Toto! The wicked witch of the Mid-East is right behind us!

Posted by: sue | August 9, 2002 10:21 AM

Dick, are you there Dick? It's me George. We did this for your safety, you know.

Posted by: g | August 9, 2002 12:26 PM

"Is it as good for you as it is for me, barney?"

Posted by: ratty | August 9, 2002 02:04 PM

Bush.......George Bush.
snap
It's fly fly time Sparky!

Posted by: RobO | August 9, 2002 05:48 PM

Headline:

Inspired by a recent late-night viewing of Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Running Man," President Bush attaches his own Quatto.

Co-opting the movie's tagline, President Bush issues a challenge to his fellow Republican, "This is a game that nobody survives but Schwarzenegger has yet to play."

Mr. Schwarzenegger was unavailable for response.

Posted by: aaron | August 9, 2002 06:07 PM

We have that exact same photo on posters all over the state (South Dakota) here!

The poster reads "Vote for John Thune or the dog gets it."

Posted by: Led | August 9, 2002 10:43 PM

I get to wage war on Iraq! Or, The dog goes down Titanic the slide!!

Posted by: Edgar | August 10, 2002 12:26 AM