two contests in one
Two, two, two contests in one!
The brain's capacity to think of interesting and/or humorous stories to write is in direct correlation with the brain's set of stressors for the previous days.
I got nothing.
Don't say I didn't warn you about the likelihood of this site becoming Fark-lite until after the wedding.
Today, I offer you a double contest (because some of you complained that the Photoshop contest was discriminatory against people who did not own any photo-editing software. I think it was also discriminatory against those who do not own a sense of humor, but what are they doing here anyhow?)
So, this is a Photoshop and Caption contest rolled into one and sliced in half. You can do either/or. Both or one. Combined or separate. Will that be white or wheat?
Or you can completely ignore this and do none of the above.
Captions below, Photoshop entries to me at afireinsideblog AT yahoo.com. Hurry. I need laughter.