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hail to the king, baby

hail to the king, baby


Finally. After power outages and power surges and Photoshop being a bastard this morning, I present to you the finalists for the Photoshop Contest.

Thanks to everyone who played along. Sorry if I had to disqualify your entry for lack of taste or offensiveness in general. Actually, I'm not sorry.

Vote in comments. Voting ends at 5pm today. Winner gets a 10 dollar Amazon gift certificate.

lisaentryth.jpg Lisa (my sister, not that that should sway your vote)
sekientryth.jpg Sekimori
shelbyentryth.jpg shelby
shelby2entryth.jpg shelby again
mikeentryth.jpg mike

Vote away. Have fun. If you have any pictures you would like me to use for the next contest, send them along.

Posted by on August 3, 2002 06:49 AM |

Comments

sekimori...lmao

Posted by: kat | August 3, 2002 07:23 AM

sekimori - not even close.

Posted by: JEfromCanada | August 3, 2002 07:55 AM

sekimori gets my vote!

fucking hilarious!

Posted by: jen | August 3, 2002 10:36 AM

sekimori all the way

Posted by: Laurence Simon | August 3, 2002 10:45 AM

Must... resist... peer... pressure...
Gotta say, I love Lisa's.

Posted by: Bill | August 3, 2002 11:16 AM

sekimori! that rocked!

Posted by: erika | August 3, 2002 11:59 AM

Gotta be Sekimori. Because it's so true.

Posted by: Charles | August 3, 2002 12:19 PM

See, you all think I'm just being my usual prurient self, but this is highbrow political commentary.

Really!

Posted by: Sekimori | August 3, 2002 12:25 PM

sekimori, the smooth favorite

Posted by: Gabe | August 3, 2002 12:30 PM

Sekimori, is the best.

Posted by: sofar | August 3, 2002 12:35 PM

Mike

Posted by: alix | August 3, 2002 12:38 PM

yeah, sekimori is cool, but i like shelby the best. pimps are always funny.

Posted by: annastazia | August 3, 2002 12:43 PM

Sekimori, but only for the highbrow political commentary.

Posted by: Kolya | August 3, 2002 12:47 PM

sekimori -- but Stacy Tabb's was good too.

Posted by: Martin | August 3, 2002 12:53 PM

Sekimori, no doubt about it!

Posted by: Craig Schamp | August 3, 2002 12:54 PM

Sekimori

Posted by: m | August 3, 2002 01:06 PM

yep, sekimori.

Posted by: abby | August 3, 2002 01:08 PM

Sekimori.

Posted by: Bill Quick | August 3, 2002 01:12 PM

I kind of like Shelby Again, since their is a strong implication that Gulbuth the Rampant is in the not too distant future. And Gulbuth the Rampant does not use AstroGlide.

Posted by: charles austin | August 3, 2002 01:26 PM

Sekimori, without question

Posted by: AG | August 3, 2002 01:30 PM

Sekimori - She will win in the end....

Posted by: Ric | August 3, 2002 01:30 PM

Seki, because she rocks.

Posted by: annessa | August 3, 2002 01:36 PM

Sekimori!!! No come from behind surge needed for that vistory.

Posted by: jim burton | August 3, 2002 01:42 PM

Sekimori.

Posted by: Justin Weitz | August 3, 2002 01:59 PM

Mike. But they're all great.

Posted by: Chris | August 3, 2002 02:01 PM

Seikimori slides into home. The best

Posted by: surah | August 3, 2002 02:05 PM

Damn, I hate to agree with everyone, but Sekimori takes it. I liked all of them, though.

Posted by: Donna V. | August 3, 2002 02:29 PM

Sekimori and Stace hands down!!!
Freakin' Hilarious--it looks like the real deal!
The only thing missing is the bubble over their heads with them both saying, "Where da white wommin at?"
Pardon my Blazing Saddles reference, please.

Posted by: Jennie Taliaferro | August 3, 2002 02:39 PM

SEKIMORI!!!

Posted by: Cherie | August 3, 2002 02:39 PM

Sekimori, without a doubt.

Posted by: Dean de Freitas | August 3, 2002 03:02 PM

Sekimori without a doubt. And which one is the top?

Posted by: Sean Kirby | August 3, 2002 03:05 PM

Sekimori - hands down - so to speak.

Posted by: Brian Sinclair | August 3, 2002 03:33 PM

"Shelby again" got my vote for capturing the "militants" of the Hamas and the Islamic Jihad in the background.

David
http://www.FacsOfIsrael.com

Posted by: David Melle | August 3, 2002 04:08 PM

like duh! Sekimori

Posted by: Ben Noah | August 3, 2002 04:19 PM

Definitely Sekimori. That one's priceless!

Posted by: BarCodeKing | August 3, 2002 04:52 PM

Shelby Again.

Posted by: Joanne Jacobs | August 3, 2002 04:57 PM

Sekimore all the way, with the "shelby" again running a close second

Posted by: Suman Palit | August 3, 2002 05:01 PM

Check out my entry (actually the part in the picture within the picture is from "Alouette" at Free Republic).

http://www.interglobal.org/weblog/archives/001490.html#001490

Posted by: Rand Simberg | August 3, 2002 06:27 PM

I like sekimori. "It's funny because its true." - Homer
I enjoyed them all, however, and thank the entrants for giving me a good belly-laugh.

Posted by: Dee Bates | August 3, 2002 07:03 PM

Sekemori! Outrageous and so true.

Posted by: John | August 3, 2002 07:23 PM

Sekimori. although all the entries show a certain inspired brilliance, must go with Sekimori.

Posted by: kd | August 3, 2002 07:24 PM

Shelby Again

Posted by: Evan Kaiser | August 3, 2002 07:55 PM

The Sekimori entry gets my vote, as it also explains the baby wipes mystery

Posted by: Stefan Sharkansky | August 3, 2002 08:24 PM

Oh cripes -- I'm laughing so hard at Seki's there are tears!

Posted by: robyn | August 3, 2002 09:30 PM

Sekimori wins by a head!

Posted by: kobeclan | August 3, 2002 09:56 PM

Sekimori. Definitely.

Posted by: Patsy | August 3, 2002 10:00 PM

Sekimori, absolutely. LOL

Posted by: Eric E. Coe | August 3, 2002 10:02 PM

I gotta go with the crowd here. The AssholeGlide - er, I mean AstroGlide - is just the perfect touch of slippery brilliance.

Posted by: Chris | August 3, 2002 10:21 PM

Seki Seki Seki Seki

Posted by: melly | August 3, 2002 10:29 PM

Sekimori, definitely.

Posted by: Andrea Harris | August 3, 2002 11:41 PM

I guess I'm just one of those late comers that gets to the party after all the good food is gone, the bride and groom already left for their honeymoon, and it's just a few hangers on and the bartender. But as we drink ourselves into oblivion, we all agree that Sekimori's pic was the best.

Posted by: jadedju | August 4, 2002 01:17 AM

I like Mike's the best. Because it is the best. It looks most realistic. It looks like Mike took a lot of time to make it, and... I like it. Sleep is no substitute for caffeine... but I need either so sorry if this makes no sense. Yeah. Ok I'll stop now.

Posted by: Star | August 4, 2002 08:36 AM

Sekimori. Sometimes the majority is actually right.

Posted by: Aaron Haspel | August 4, 2002 09:46 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Clausewitz | August 4, 2002 11:46 AM

Arafat holding a dildo = always funny. I'm pissed I didn't think of it.

Posted by: Mike | August 5, 2002 04:35 PM

Sekimora - no contest. And besides, she's a Floridian also.

Posted by: Uncledevo | August 6, 2002 10:18 AM

sekimori...sekimori...and again...sekimori

Posted by: Brian Peace | August 6, 2002 05:22 PM

sekimori, hands down!

Posted by: Britton Wingnutx | August 6, 2002 05:35 PM