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real genius

real genius

I am now qualified to join the High IQ Society of America.

Of course, I have to give them 60 bucks to join.

What are the benefits of membership?

As a member, you will have access to our chat rooms, discussion forums (both general and subject-specific), online game tournaments, puzzles, and the Society's publication, IQ Magazine. You will also have the opportunity to become a member of the International Research Institute, an online think tank which assists corporate, government, and non-profit entities in the search for solutions to complex problems.

Well, I can basically get puzzles for free, I don't do chat rooms or forums and myh online game tournament time is devoted to Word Racer over at Yahoo Games.

As for the Research Institute, I already know the way in which to the help the government and corporations solve their complex problems. It's called accountability.

I just saved myself 60 bucks. See, I am smart.

(link via booge, who scored one measly point higher than me on the 5 minute test)


Hmm.... they want me too, but ain't having 'em.

And me. I'm profoundly gifted, they think. Why do I suspect that this is a con to make stupid people part with cash... flatter them then steal their wallets.