I woke up this morning with blogathy (blogathy: the lack of desire to post anything on your weblog).
However, I still felt the desire to make a post saying how I don't feel like posting.
Maybe I will leave the blogging up to you today. Do you mind?
I need several things.
1. A list of ways to keep cool when even the blast of the air conditioner doesn't seem like enough.
2. A decent name for the boobieblog.
3. Reasons why this band still exists.
4. Confirmation that this is really a joke. They are not making 3 Pitch Black sequel, right?
5. Something to wear to my wedding. Besides a g-string and high heels, thank you.
6. More horroscopes like this: This month finds you seriously contemplating walking away from everything you've ever known, buying a plane ticket and moving to Finland. Sure, you don't know anyone there and can't speak a word of finlandese, but you're a champ at guzzling lousy vodka and watching reindeer fuck. Sadly, just minutes before your flight takes off, you remember how much you hate blonde foreigners - in addition to blondes who listen to Foreigner - and decide to stay at home.
7. My own personal Jesus to help me with Excel.
8. This doll.
9. Boobies. Always need more boobies. (If you sent me pictures and they aren't up yet, they will be up by tonight. Pardon my unmotivated ass. It's the weather).
10. Reasons why I keep doing this.
Ok, wake me when it falls below 80 degrees. Thank you.