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10:30: fun with telemarketers

10:30: fun with telemarketers

Hi, I'm Sabrina and I'm calling because you are spending too much on your Verizon phone bill!

Hi, I uhh...

Just let me tell you...

I'm sort of busy.....

Two minutes.

I'll tell you what Sabrina. Why don't you give me your home phone number and then I'll call you when you're in the middle of having sex, ok?

Fine. I guess you don't want to save money on your phone bill.

I just spent $100 for this male hooker. Can you get me a deal on that?

Click.

blogathon plug #3: treefen, who will putting up several new site designs. The one there right now is beautiful.

listening to: Far, Man Overboard. still mellow.

Comments

ooohhh thats a good one. i need to do that trick. i usually let them go through their whole pitch then hang up and say no thanks.

LOL! I'll need to remember that one next time a telemarketer calls... hehe By the way, I'm a new reader, like your site :)

Following Led's lead, I tell them I'm not interested and then try to sell them a VCR.

New reader here, too... this entry cracked me up!

I'm always entirely rude to the telemarketers, as soon as I realize who they are, I say, "Sorrynotinterested." Click.

i luv it when they call when my boyfriends here.he starts masturebating me and sometimes they stll listen and mess up on their pitch