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i'm not dead yet

I'm not dead yet

Movies as metaphor for life:

The part of Large Man With Dead Body is played by Ignorant Miscreant
The part of The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't is played by me
The Dead Collector appears as himself.

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!
[A man puts a body on the cart.]
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!
Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!
Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
LM w/ DB: Yes he is.
The DB That CII: I'm not!
Collector: He isn't.
LM w/ DB: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The DB That CII: I'm getting better!
LM w/ DB: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The DB That CII: I don't want to go on the cart!
LM w/ DB: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Collector: I can't take him.
The DB That CII: I feel fine!
LM w/ DB: Oh, do me a favor.
Collector: I can't!
LM w/ DB: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
LM w/ DB: Well, when's your next round?
Collector: Thursday.
The DB That CII: I think I'll go for a walk!
LM w/ DB: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The DB That CII: I feel happy! I feel happy!

I've edited out the end of the scene because I'm not dead yet. The sun is shining, it feels like fall in summer, I have finally had something to eat and I know that I can look forward to a nap when I get home.

I'm feeling much better now. Just a flesh wound.

Comments

Thanks, thanks a lot. Now I'm saying "Bring out y'er dead!" over and over. I'm sure Kymberlie thanks you too, since she has to listen to me. Meanwhile, I'm glad things are looking up and that you're not dead yet.

"What else floats on water?" "Bread!" "Very small rocks!" "Churches! Churches!"

"A DUCK."

My fav is when Galahad is rescued from the castle.. As the scene fades if you turn up the volume he say "Bet your gay" "no Im not"

You realize that you have only spawned what will be a long-running thread of comments that are nothing but Monty Python quotes?

Quoth: “NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQU—oh fuckit.”

There. Now let’s do quotes from “The Young Ones”.

Darling Carrot, do you think you could ever love a cripple?

No, I don't think so.

"bring me ... A SHRUBBERY!"

heh, i've only recently discovered the glory that is this movie.

my favorite scene, hands down; sir lancelot's attack on that...castle... swamp castle (or whatever it was called)...

:shakes head: HILARIOUS.

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

Your father smelt of Elderberries.

I fart in your general direction.

Mike: "Vivian! Eat the television."

Rental Agent: "There's your television!"

Vivian with an obvious television in his belly and a cable sticking out of his mouth:

"Uh-uh - It's a toaster."

There's your Young Ones quotes.

"Ah told thehm thad we've ahlready got one."

"With...A Herring!!"

"I'm Invincible!!"

"You're a looney!"

"If I went around claiming I'm emperor because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!!"

"I'm 37, I'm not old."

cough Sorry. It's hard to stop once you start...

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