(please note, SPORK now has its own page here
Fight fire with fire, I say.
I'm starting my own spy ring. SPORK: Secret Protectors of Revolutionary Knowledge.
You get equipped with a decoder ring, walkie talkie watch, secret handshake and some tinfoil to wear on your head. And, of course, you get a patented Spork O' Death (tm). What you do with it is up to you.
Be a Sporkie. Fight the Power. Do the Right Thing. Umm...I need to come up with a motto.
If you put the graphic on your site you'll get a free alien detector for your tin foil cap.