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SPORK POWER!

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(please note, SPORK now has its own page here

Fight fire with fire, I say.

I'm starting my own spy ring. SPORK: Secret Protectors of Revolutionary Knowledge.

We don't really do much expect reciprocal spying on people who join TIPS or Citizen Corps.

You get equipped with a decoder ring, walkie talkie watch, secret handshake and some tinfoil to wear on your head. And, of course, you get a patented Spork O' Death (tm). What you do with it is up to you.

Be a Sporkie. Fight the Power. Do the Right Thing. Umm...I need to come up with a motto.

Thanks to Dave for our spiffy emblem. Now D is the first honorary sporkie, even though he's from England.

If you put the graphic on your site you'll get a free alien detector for your tin foil cap.

Comments

it's my duty to report you

just kidding

"from England"?!!!

You mean in England. Cause I sure as merry blue hell ain't English.

where do i sign up?

By commenting here you agree to the terms and principles of the SPORK society. Welcome, Sarah, our Canadian ally.

How about "Spork 'em all, let God sort them out" for a motto?

You can't spell "Office of Homeland Security" without "SPORK"!!!

I'm in. Where's the S.P.O.R.K. graphic that I can post on my site? Cmon...get with the program already.

or, SPORK might be Subversive Plotters Of Radical Kookery.

I pledge allegiance to the SPORK.

...Super Powered Oracular Ruffian Kids?

I pledge allegiance to the SPORK.

...Super Powered Oracular Ruffian Kids?

What's a spy ring without a pleather-wearing French-speaking femme fatale?
"For Freedom! For Poutine!"

"All for SPORK! SPORK for all!"

Or, how about: "Give me a spork, or give me death!"

"My only regret is that I have but one spork to give for my country."

"The only good rat is a sporked rat."

Spork 'em, Donno.

"Spork: the other white utensil."

I'm so in.

oooh, if we're looking for a "French-speaking femme fatale," can I apply? PLEASE?

SPORK DU MORT!

Hey, I was submitting myself! Awey donc!
Are we going to have to bikini-wrestle in jello for the position?

"Vive le Spork libre!"

he he. how bout, in spork we trust? lol good one michele

The revolution will be plasticized!

"There is no SPORK"

"There is no SPORK"

"Yes i am the highly suggestable type."

"Your ideas appeal to me and i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter."

Homer Simpson

when i start channeling Homer, you know i'm serious. sign me up.

Can I kill the President of Paraguay with a SPORK?

D'OH! Stupid typo [mumblemumblemumblemumble]...

Can I be the first openly gay SPORKer?

What's the president of Paraguay done recently to deserve such a fate?

i'm in. i lack cleverness to be suggesting a cool slogan, but nonetheless, i'm in.

what do we want? SPORK! when do we want it? NOW! I"m IN!

Jerwin, Jill beat you to it. But you're the first openly gay male SPORKer, so that will do.

hallelujah! s.p.o.r.k. is here!! spork it to me!

btw, i don't need a new tinfoil hat. i already wear one to keep the seizures away. and to get really good radio stations...

Hey, I didn't put the logo on my site (it doesn't go with my color scheme and I'm already annoyed by that silly blogchalk graphic) but I did appropriately link for the cause.

Damn, I knew a new revolution was coming. The 60's were in the streets and on college campuses, the 00's are going to be on the internet.

The whole world is watching, the whole world is watching...and we're looking right back at ya, ya bastards!

Do I get to wear a beret now?

(i'm not sure Jason realizes he is speaking full truth; this is not a test, people. this is not a joke. the revolution is HERE and we webbies are bringing it home. vive le broadband! let the pigs die the deaths of a thousand sporks!)

Not only do you get a beret, Jason, but it's made out of tin foil.

The Revolution will not be televised....

IT WILL BE BLOGGED!

hey, Michele, for the first time in my life I beat Jerwin to something.

Nancy's the girl, I'm the boy.

oops, nevermind. i forgot, married men are asexual. no fun having an asexual gay guy.

i'm proud to have Nancy and Jerwin as my Spork homorati.

Ohh ohh. I so wanted to be the first openly lesbian member of Spork. I guess I will just have to be content with being one of the masses.

Long live Spork!!!

Linkmeister [http://Linkmeister.com/]:
>
> What's the president of Paraguay done
> recently to deserve such a fate?

Look, if I show up at your door with a Spork, chances are you did something to bring me there, OK?

I freaked, I wanted to kill somebody so I joined Spork!

or maybe its

"I forked, I wanted to spoon somebody so I joined SPORK"

and Bran, I may be mostly a humorist but I do take this seriously. That George Orwell shit is no joke.

It's all for spork, spork for all. Whether we are gay, lesbian or asexual, we are sporkies first and foremost.

This IS serious. Fun, but serious.

We need a mission, though. Who wants to be appointed Spork Mission Commander?

i would like to be appointed official Spork recycler. the environment is important to me this week.

...can we have stickers?

If anyone wants to make blog stickers that would be nifty. Maybe something that doesn't clash with Jason's colors.

Don't tempt me to make actual bumper stickers. I just might.

Oh, and the first SPORKer to be reported for suspicious activities gets a special present.

I think I might just take pictures of anyone who comes to my door or asks me questions I deem a stranger shouldn't ask and then I'll post them on my site as a suspected TIPS agent. Is it bad if we use McCarthyism in reverse?

Do we get bonus points if they wear a uniform but aren't the policia? Like a rogues gallery of postal workers and cable modem installers?

i'm thinking bumper stickers. OOHH OH! i have a mission! i have a mission! we could make our own subversive bumper stickers, then surreptitiously paste them over the "Wanted: Bin Laden" and "God Bless America" stickers on other people's cars! yes, yes, they'll never know what hit them!

is this incriminating evidence???

bran, that's brilliant. does cafepress do bumper stickers?

Reverse McCarthyism and subversive bumper stickers. Man, did I recruit the right people.

Jason, I'll make up a points chart like in Death Race 2000.

Here's my vote for a bumper sticker:

S.P.O.R.K. We're not watching you. wink wink

It's been a shitty day so I have no clever slogan suggestions but count me in as a member of SPORK. And, if someone does print bumper stickers, I will gleefully plaster them all over town.

Kel

In solidarity with your noble efforts, the SPORK url, emblem and the original entry will be appearing at:

http://www.xtywebworks.ns.ca/yakstalls.html

...later today as soon as i fix the page and ftp the sucker. It is 11am on Brier Island(pop 251)--by early evening, the deed oughta be done barring power failures which are endemic here. Last year we spend two months on a huge, mind-mushing, generator whilst the power persons fixed a transformer...

The SPORK is out there.

Now we're all on a list.

"i pledge allegiance to the SPORK as the Minister of Shitty Business Practices and for those Repugnant i will not stand! i'm one Lord Oversee'r, uncorruptable, with Loyalty and Freedom for all."

neener, neener.

Erm, when you put it that way...

I've got my camera ready! I am so the SPORK photographer!

Michele:

Aren't you the SPORK Mission Commander?

Maybe Bran should be.

Maybe you're the SPORK Worthy Ruler.

That once was an actual title I gladly gave up a long time ago. Don't ask.

Seriously. Don't ask.

We need a budget. A fat budget dually, covertly funded by both the US and the CIA.

I want to be the Commissioner on Commissions.

Aaron, we have a don't ask don't tell policy at SPORK. We don't ask about your seedy past and we don't tell you about ours.

I now appoint you Commissioner on Commisions. Go find a embezzlement budget director.

Awesome idea. I'm totally in. I'll settle for being a S.P.O.R.K. minion. Fight the man.

S.P.O.R.K.!
I must be involved. I will be the S.P.O.R.K. gopher. I am highly skilled at ordering delicious lunches and pipin' hot delicious Starbucks© beverages. Which will be beneficial, 'cause you know they're gonna make baristas a big part of TIPS.

"Yes, sir, that's a double tall latte. And where did you say you were going with that latte?"

I can't believe I forgot to come over here and pledge my support to S.P.O.R.K. I, Kymberlie Renee McGuire, pledge to report "suspicious" activities by republicans and their ilk. Spork them all. Any positions left that I can fill? wink, wink

Oooooooooh. I'm so in. I am now the first openly bi female member. So there. Can I be teh creepy person in the black car who follows the people after ordering their lattes? Ok. I can't drive. Maybe I'll get me a black bicycle.

I feel a great disturbance in the SPORK.

From now on I will be sending my tax forms to SPORK instead of the government.

By the way, I hope all of you Tin-Foil hat wearers are aware that tin foil isn't enough. I always double-bag. The look is incomplete without the Anti-Static bag that my hard-drive came in.

Live long and prosp--no wait that's not spork.
Have a nice spork.

The great thing about SPORK is there is you can be whatever you want. Name your own commission, position or committee. It's like anarchy, but with a purpose.

SPORK: the other spy ring

Thanks for the award!

I'd like to dedicate it to my mom, Billy Jean. My dad, Billy Bob. My little dog, Billy Joe. My sister, Billy Mae. And most of all, to Karl, the Wonder Chicken for always being there with two dildos and a cup of warm cocoa.

I wave both my Red Spork of Death and the Invincible Titanium spork in allegiance.

I am in. You can count on my support and that of my army of land-walking northern snakehead fish.

S.P.O.R.K. Mission Commander.

i am deeply humbled and honored on this great occasion. in the spirit of anarchy, i would also like to take over Tina's position as first openly bi female, as well as Jerwin's position as first openly gay male. perhaps then i'll oust Jason from his position as first openly reverse-McCarthyist male.

I will not be ousted! I'll oust myself first. Perhaps I will start F.O.O.N.

doesn't have quite the same ring...

Can I be the PR person for SPORK? You know, the person at the podium in front of the press, who also seems completly clueless... I fit that so well... I even have all the ah, um, huh, eh, and any other word-replacing-sound down. Let me know where to be and I'll get right to straightening out my tin-foil beret.

Nobody is ousting anybody. Let Bran live in her own little world. She likes it there. Just nod your head and say "yes, Bran, whatever you want, Bran." Besides, she'll have to show me her genetalia before I can announce her as male anything. I'm not even gonna ask Jerwin cause I know he would not hesitate to show us his.

Rebe, You are now Official Word Mismanagement Person.

smile and nod. as the song says "can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being..."

spork me, baby

"I want to SPORK, I want to SPORK, I want to mess with the government and have vains in my teeth I WANT TO SPORK!!!!!!"

Oh!! Pretty tinfoil!!!

Join S.P.O.R.K. save a kitten!

Skits, that is beautiful!

So, the tinfoil on my hand...I could be like the Hanson Brothers, eh? Slapshot reference, not the brother pop band

SPORK la revolucion!

The first rule of SPORK is you do not talk about SPORK.

The second rule of SPORK is you do not talk about SPORK.

I'm in. May I be the official generic teenager of SPORK?

In my own small way I am fighting for your freeedoms. You are welcome to set up a government in exile, anytime you like, in my spare room. See my post of 17 July at

http://electricbanana.blogspot.com/2002_07_01_electricbanana_archive.html#

79041330

Just so you know, I'm a double-agent of S.P.O.R.K. and TIPS-TIPS now. Hopefully I'll find some names I can tack on soon.

After all, an informed citizen is a happy citizen.

for some reason, the song "No Sleep 'til Brooklyn" gave me the urge to be a SPORKER... so here i am. and damn, that sounded dirty...

question authority, answer with spork

Vive Le Spork!!!!!!
I'm in.

I AM the spork!!!!

how do I join?

Im really pissed off people are calling sporks.. splades. Its really pissing me off, they wont believe or refuse to admit there wrong. We have to stop them, I mean.. jeez. Email me with some idea on how to get to them to believe in the spork rather then the fricken splade. Thankyou good bye.

NO SPORK
NO PEACE

KNOW SPORK
KNOW PEACE

you people make me sick.
You oudda be ashamed of urselves

picking on a poor helpless mailman?
What would ur leprchaun say?

sha-ZAAM!
i like the cut of ur jiff

thats it! Im gonna do whut Bart should have told me to do a long time ago.......

I have a bomb.

salty bishop.
it doesn't make sense but if u keep repeating it over and over it'll all work out.....
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thank u and goodnight

so whut the hell is the point of this place anyway? Just a place were nerd/simpsons fans can come together befcause they typed in spork.... make sense? it will.....untill i use the fludopper on all of you..... and then it wont. and that'll suck,. so please, say no to snowplows, and yes to propellor hats

i swaer 2 jebus, i am NEVER coming back 2 this site ever EVER EEEVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRR again

p.s. i am not a man-

bow down too the almighty spork! p.s i wanna join the S.P.O.R.K! i will be the spork warrior of sporkiness!......... huh wah........ how the hell did i get here????????? arrrgggg run awaaayyyy......... the sporks are chasing us........ may the sporks be with you

guess what??? i agree with the salty bishop dude i dont quite get what salty bishop means but i agree!!! haha ok buh bye

katie

guess what??? i agree with the salty bishop dude i dont quite get what salty bishop means but i agree!!! haha ok buh bye

katie

if u wanna join the s.p.o.r.k. foundation.. think about converting urself to our religious cult..
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Labyrinth/7275/00bible.html... SaNtaNa

you suck

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