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i'm laughing

I'm laughing

recognize yourself?

I'm just going to stop complaining and ranting and I'm going to treat it all as one big joke.

I'll start laughing as soon as someone tells me what the punchline is.


"Constitution?! I thought you said prostitution!"

Sorry, the punchline was classified a Type 1 munition and sold to the Saudi's. I hear tell the joke killed 12 of them just upon delivery..

Some days, I think Dubya's the punchline.

Other days, I'm convinced that it's us.

We're pointing at your country and we're not laughing.

It's a matter of national security. We can't tell you what it is. E-mail Tom Ridge to see if you're cleared to receive it.

The punchline is "Awful."