We watched Reign of Fire yesterday.
When people yell at me for downloading movies and ripping off the film business, I will point to this movie and say "If I actually paid to see that piece of crap I would be on a plane in two seconds, on my way to kick Mathew McConaughey's overacting ass."
Then, because we are gluttons for punishment, we started watching Pearl Harbor on cable.
We made it fifteen minutes before we were both laughing so hard at the insipid dialogue that we had to turn it off. We kept turning it back on every few minutes, again doubling over in laughter either at the forced cliches and writing that seemed to have come out of a Screenplay101 class, or at Ben Affleck's seemingly ever-expanding forehead.
Moulin Rouge was next, which started at 10pm. I was asleep by 10:12, but that wasn't the movie's fault. We'll try that again.
That should be enough to wash the stench of yesterday's movies off of us.
I have revised my latest rankings of worst.movie.ever. It now stands at:
1. Jeepers Creepers
3. 3000 Miles to Graceland.
If you want to be part of my worst.movie.ever. poll, please list the three most horrid movies you have ever seen. And then I'll do something with the list during blogathon.