with this decoder ring, i thee wed
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Justin and I have been shopping for rings for our wedding.
I am not a jewelry type person. I don't like spending lewd amounts of money on gold and silver and diamond. Especially not when we are thinking of buying a house.
Factor in the whole vibe of the wedding - casual, backyard, barbecue, mosh pit, drunken bride singing heavy metal karaoke - I found some rings which would be more fitting for our ceremony and vows.
Which one do you like best?
atom bomb ring: because our love is da bomb
batman ring: because after the vows I want to say quick, to the batmobile!
blinking ring: what's morse code for "let's sneak out of the reception and have wild monkey sex?
chex decoder ring: because it's just, you know...cool
devil head ring: this will work only if we wear all black
laser rings: so we can shoot at the paparazzi as they fly overhead in their helicopters
pentagram ring: candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands, I taught you how to draw your first pentagram...we are Pantera fans in love
star wars rings: "By the power vested in me by the Rebel Alliance, I now pronounce you Jedi and wife. May the force be with you."
I couldn't find any Spiderman or Spongebob rings. But I'm sure one of the above will do.