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Free advice

Do not schedule one stressful event (wedding) on the same day as another stressful event (40th birthday).

If you ever need advice on how to be your own worst enemy, I'm an expert.


And your quitting smoking, too. Don't forget that.

On the other hand, it's a magnificent excuse to get really and truly hammered.

Michele, things will be fantastic. Just think... when all those people are talking about how miserable they were on their 40th birthday, you'll have a wonderful story to tell.

I wish you all the best!

you're gonna get gypped on presents, too.

Yeah, take it in one fell swoop. It'll be like a giant beautiful pimple. Or something.