i got your weather right here, buddy
I got your weather right here, buddy
Today's weather forecast according to weather.com:
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A HEAT ADVISORY FOR TODAY...
HIGH TEMPERATURES IN THE LOWER TO MIDDLE 90S COMBINED WITH HIGH HUMIDITY LEVELS WILL PRODUCE HEAT INDICES OF AROUND 100 DEGREES TODAY AND AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY.
Today's weather forecast according to asmallvictory.net:
IT WILL BE REALLY FUCKING HOT. SO HOT THAT SATAN HIMSELF WOULD NOT SHOW UP HERE. THE HUMIDITY WILL SUFFOCATE YOU AS SOON AS YOU WALK OUTDOORS. THE SUN WILL BURN HOLES IN YOUR SKIN. YOU WILL FEEL LIKE AN ANT UNDER A MAGNIFYING GLASS. YOUR HAIR WILL SINGE. YOUR CLOTHES WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. STAY HOME, YOU IDIOTS!
My advice on combatting the heat? Leave work early, suffer through ride home in car with broken air conditioning, pick up heat-stroked son from basketball camp, get in house, turn on AC full blast, crack open a beer and stay on the couch until September.
Have I mentioned that I loathe summer?