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I got your weather right here, buddy

Today's weather forecast according to weather.com:

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A HEAT ADVISORY FOR TODAY...

HIGH TEMPERATURES IN THE LOWER TO MIDDLE 90S COMBINED WITH HIGH HUMIDITY LEVELS WILL PRODUCE HEAT INDICES OF AROUND 100 DEGREES TODAY AND AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY.

Today's weather forecast according to asmallvictory.net:

IT WILL BE REALLY FUCKING HOT. SO HOT THAT SATAN HIMSELF WOULD NOT SHOW UP HERE. THE HUMIDITY WILL SUFFOCATE YOU AS SOON AS YOU WALK OUTDOORS. THE SUN WILL BURN HOLES IN YOUR SKIN. YOU WILL FEEL LIKE AN ANT UNDER A MAGNIFYING GLASS. YOUR HAIR WILL SINGE. YOUR CLOTHES WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. STAY HOME, YOU IDIOTS!

My advice on combatting the heat? Leave work early, suffer through ride home in car with broken air conditioning, pick up heat-stroked son from basketball camp, get in house, turn on AC full blast, crack open a beer and stay on the couch until September.

Have I mentioned that I loathe summer?

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Jeez, and I thought youse guys up there didn't have to deal with Southern heat! It's in the low to mid 90s every day here now, with so much humidity that you have to chew the air before you can breathe it. So sorry to here that I can't head North and escape.

Trip to Alaska, anyone?

I don't know where you're living, but your version of the forecast definitely applies to the Chicago area! The weather here has been sucking lately and I've become an absolute hermit.

Its 90-100 everywhere. The highways of the Motor City are strewn with overheated engines. The drivers, delirious with heat, stare helplessly at their cars.

It only gets worse when they realize that every mechanic is overloaded with work, holiday soccer moms dropping the SUV off for an A/C recharge, have prevented real emergencies from being attended to.

Eh, I look you car sometime next week. You come back next week, OK my frrrriend?

So I shouldn't go drop the SUV off for an A/C recharge later?

Even my kids play baseball, not soccer?

Not to gloat or anything, but its only about 82 here today. Rather mild around here this June. I am sure we will hit 100 plus temp soon and if history is any sort of marker, stay that way for about a month.

heat. is. crap.

i beat the heat with AC and graveyard hours. crank it down and sleep right through it...

I sense a gaggle of Yankee sissies nearby... ducking

I love summer. I bet I'll lose the rest of the weight I've been trying to lose by walking i nthe 100-degree weather.

I hate to say it, but your forecast is a typical summer day here in the south... you soak your t-shirt thru just taking out the trash (I go thru 4 or 5 shirts a day)... i can lose 8 pounds just mowing the lawn! I don't really enjoy it, but you kind of get used to it in a sick sad way...

We're in the middle of a similar heat wave. And Davezilla, I guess we're neighbors. I'm just across the river!

If only we had a summer to loathe! Here it is forcast to rain every day for at least the next week. If you want to swap, I'll take baking heat in Long Island and you can have rain and cloud in Leicester.

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