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fortune is smiling upon you

Fortune is smiling upon you


Virgo: Success on all levels is filling your life and making you feel absolutely wonderful, michele. The downside of this, however, is that you might find yourself a little too conscientious. Are you putting in a lot of extra hours? Be discriminating about this - don't work harder than you need to. You could stress yourself out to the point where you tax your strength too much - and that won't get you anywhere. Pace yourself.

I don't believe in horoscopes because it's all kind of silly. It would mean that everyone who is under my sign will be having the exact same day. Of course, I still read the horoscopes. And I wait for it to say this is the day you will strike it rich, and then I will suddenly believe. And I'll sit at home and wait for the money to start falling from the sky.

Success on all levels is filling your life and making you feel absolutely wonderful, michele. Well, no. See previous posts this week for how absolutely unwonderful I feel. Although, when you think about it....I do feel very vibrant and sexy and alive this week. Even if it is negative adrenaline that is giving me the powerful vibes I feel. I wouldn't exactly call that success but then again, couldn't success be construed as not giving in to your urges to spray a random crowd with machine gun fire? If that's the case then yes, thank you horoscope! I am successful and wonderful!

The downside of this, however, is that you might find yourself a little too conscientious. Are you putting in a lot of extra hours? Be discriminating about this -don't work harder than you need to. Me, conscientious? Hmm. I have been conscientious about keeping the work on my desk from getting done. And yes, I have been putting in extra hours. I've been staying late as to avoid going home to housework and homework and fighting children. And, dear horoscope, you do not have to tell me to not work harder than I need to. Put in the minimal effort and spend the rest of the time either flirting with a female co-worker or plotting the death of your enemies. I shall take advice from my little fortune cookie here and not be so conscientious about who or what I run down on my way to inner fulfillment.

You could stress yourself out to the point where you tax your strength too much - and that won't get you anywhere. Pace yourself. Ok. Good point there, moon man. Wouldn't want to get myself so stressed out that I couldn't enjoy a weekend full of sex and debauchery. Pace myself. Yes. Maybe I will only curse at three people per hour instead of five. And I will play one game of Collapse per every decision I type today. That's pacing. Must save my strength for important things like leaning on my horn in traffic and giving the finger to evil clowns.

So maybe there is something to horoscopes after all. Of course, my Onion horoscope opens a whole new door of opportunity for me:

It's all over but the shouting, but don't worry: It's going to be great shouting.

That's more like it. Short, to the point and realistic. I am now ready to take on the day.

Comments

Thank Christ for people like you, Michele.

It amazes me how some people, sane in every other way, put stock in horoscopes. Preposterous.

Looks good on you, though.... ;)

Hey, I'm a virgo too. Let's see...

--Success on all levels is filling your life and making you feel absolutely wonderful, michele.

Um... define success again? I can pay my rent, so I guess I'll buy this one. Only my bitches are allowed to call me Michelle, though.

--The downside of this, however, is that you might find yourself a little too conscientious. Are you putting in a lot of extra hours? Be discriminating about this - don't work harder than you need to.

That's never really been a problem.

--You could stress yourself out to the point where you tax your strength too much - and that won't get you anywhere. Pace yourself.

But... if I don't stress myself out then I won't have any excuse to treat people like shit!

Yes, virgos DO think alike!

I haven't gotten work done all morning. Thank you, Michelle, for introducing me to the opiate that is Collapse.

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