have a drink, a pot of coffee
Have a drink, a pot of coffee
Things seen on the way to work today:
7:30 this morning, at 7-11: a middle-aged man sitting on the ground outside the store, extra large bottle of some cheap beer wrapped in a brown paper bag. He was wearing expensive looking shoes and a business suit that was about 3 sizes too small and showed his grungy white socks. He had on a Yankee cap and headphones and when I got into my car he seranaded me with some country song, but the only words that didn't get slurred were heart, car and what sounded like trucker but could have been something else.
7:45, on the road: A pick up truck with Virginia license plates that read 4BIDEN - and then:
7:48, on the road: A Toyota Celica with NY plates that read: 4BIDDEN
7:50, in front of a drug store: A person dressed in a clown suit, holding balloons with one hand and waving furiously with the other. He/she waved to me as I passed by and when I didn't wave back, jolly old sales-clown gave me the finger.
7:52, on the road: A father walking his son to school, but stopping to take a piss against the wall of a gas station while his kid looks on.
8:00, work parking lot: mr. bling bling.
Sometimes I feel like I live in a comic strip or a bad made for tv movie or I am just the result of someone's acid trip or fever-induced nightmare.
I kinda like it, though.