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Finally saw Planet of the Apes. My review:

Cannot put into words all the ways in which this movie sucked ass.

The end.


Hi hon. It's been too long since I hung out at these parts. I must say your new redesign is the most eye-catching and readable (visually) incarnation of the 'ol bloggy ever.

That's funny, but you're going to have to find a way of stretching that to four minutes if you want a syndicated review program...

Where. The fuck. Did they. Get horses.

End of review.

We were thinking the exact same thing. I have a list of questions I want Tim Burton to answer.

I agree. Planet of the Apes was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.

The amount of suckage is incredible. I didn't think it was possible for a movie to suck THAT much.

I read something about "multiple endings" when they were preparing to release the DVD version.

I wonder whether any of the endings have the DVD vaporizing (a-la Mission Impossible)?

...but borrow the DVD to see the "Monkey Commentary". Better than the whole movie put together, it is.

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