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Suckage

Finally saw Planet of the Apes. My review:

Cannot put into words all the ways in which this movie sucked ass.

The end.

Posted by on June 2, 2002 12:13 AM |

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Posted by: Daniel Talsky | June 2, 2002 03:21 AM

That's funny, but you're going to have to find a way of stretching that to four minutes if you want a syndicated review program...

Posted by: JEfromCanada | June 2, 2002 10:26 AM

Where. The fuck. Did they. Get horses.

End of review.

Posted by: Chris | June 2, 2002 11:29 AM

We were thinking the exact same thing. I have a list of questions I want Tim Burton to answer.

Posted by: michele | June 2, 2002 12:01 PM

I agree. Planet of the Apes was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.

The amount of suckage is incredible. I didn't think it was possible for a movie to suck THAT much.

Posted by: shel | June 2, 2002 01:29 PM

I read something about "multiple endings" when they were preparing to release the DVD version.

I wonder whether any of the endings have the DVD vaporizing (a-la Mission Impossible)?

Posted by: JEfromCanada | June 2, 2002 08:08 PM

...but borrow the DVD to see the "Monkey Commentary". Better than the whole movie put together, it is.

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