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will trade sex for new design

will trade sex for new design

I need a new design. Something completely different from anything I've ever had here before. I need color. I need graphics. I need change. Something besides this wide open space (which is exactly what I wanted last time I redesigned. How things change).

I'll give a $50.00 Amazon gift certificate to anyone who can make a nifty design for me. Maybe a blow job. If you're a girl I'll....nevermind.

No. Just kidding. But I will call out your name next time I have sex.

And seriously. Someone let me buy your mad design skillz for fifty freaking dollars!

And if Scott Stapp appears in my dream again tonight, I'm going to hunt him down and castrate him.

Medicine has kicked in. Good night.

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Does this mean you're going to give out the source code for this design away?

Hmm...

Ponders this. Hrm. Fifty dollars. At Amazon. Hrm.

ponders ponder ponders

I'd be interested, but maybe you can share a little more about you want?

I'd be interested, but maybe you can share a little more about you want?

Completely off-topic -- I just got in from San Francisco, on business. I hope your sister is well. Since I think you know where I work, if you need anything, e-mail me.

Well, mg, michele mentioned to me that she is thinking Orange, lots of Tang Orange, with sort of an 80's Clash font thing going on.

And Mig was trying to convince me to add green and yellow, ala east/west.

But then he came up with a 1960's hardware store scheme.

Actually, I'm thinking comics. Dark, scary comic book type things.

What about Giger-esque? With skins, Javascript-style (so you don't have to go through and change all your page extensions.)

Thank goodness for Bryce and Photoshop filters ;->

Mmmm Giger. Yes, of course.

(rubbing hands together maniacally)

Thank goodness for long weekends!

Want me to email you a mockup? Any particular requestoids or "please for the love of ghod don't use (whatever-element)"?

It'll have to be on Sunday or thereabouts. I've got to empty out a storage space on Saturday (bleah...)

Hmmm. I should make this a contest, shouldn't I?

I went on strike. Nobody cared.

I should have thought to offer money, but then again, everyone can kiss my ass.

$50... when I weigh that against the amount of hassle... I'm not sure who gets the better end of the deal.

That was BEFORE the paxil. I'm quite compliant now.

Oh dear... I'm going to have to fight for the favor of my lady, am I?
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