In my perfect world....
I could eat dessert for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day and not gain an ounce.
There would be a 3 strikes rule in Hollywood: You make 3 box office flops in a row, you can never make another movie.
Joel Shumacher and Jerry Bruckhemier would never be allowed to work together.
Ashcroft would be the poop scoop guy at the zoo.
Cigarettes would be 50 cents a pack and not cause all kinds of disease.
It would be illegal to own a Creed cd.
Everyone would be required to take a nap at 1pm.
There would be fashionable clothes for people above a size 7.
Futurama and Family Guy would not be cancelled, but every reality show on Fox would.
Metallica would have broken up before they recorded Load.
Every day would be free comic book day.
The Mets would never win a world series.
There would be 6 months of spring and 6 months of fall, and Halloween would come twice a year.
Every driver would use their turn signals and make full stops at stop signs.
Really nice shoes wouldn't be so damn uncomfortable.
Mondays would be optional.
What's your perfect world like?