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Scene: Price Club (Costco)

I'm standing over by the bottled water area. I pick up a case of Poland Springs sports bottles. There's a woman - total stranger - standing next to me, waiting to pick up a case of the same.

her: This is the best water, ever!
me: mmhmm
her: And I love the nippled bottles!
me: nippled?
her: must be the way my mother weaned me.

Posted by on April 25, 2002 08:06 PM |

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weaned?

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Too bad real nipples don't work that way. Pull out for flow, push down to prevent leakage.

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