Scene: Burker King drive-through:
Me: Quick, what does everyone want?
Nat: Mom, you have to cluck!
Me: Cluck? What?
DJ: Yea, if you cluck you get fifty cents off of a chicken whopper!
Me: I don't want a chicken whopper.
Nat: I do! I do!
Me: Then you cluck!
Nat: Cluck! Cluck!
DJ: Moo! Moooo!
Me: Moo? What the heck is that?
DJ: I want a burger. Can I get fifty cents off if I moo?
Me: It's worth a try.
Nat: Mom, you gotta make a noise for your meal too!
Me: I'm getting a veggie burger. What kind of noise would I make for that?
DJ: You know, Jolly Green Giant. Vegetables!
Kid at intercom: Can I interest you in trying Kentuck Fried Chicken today instead?
Raising Hell, indeed.