I should have read the fine print in my job description. Apparently part of my job is laughing at bad jokes and puns, and answering questions that should remain rhetorical, or unasked.
Working hard or hardly working?
hahahahhahaha, hardly working!
Hot enough for you?
hahaha, this weather is crazy!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Gee, I don't know, sir, how do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
hahahha, I never heard that before. No, really.
Are you going to watch the Islander game tonight?
Get the puck out of here, so am I!
Puck. Hahaha, that's a good one. Yea.
Why isn't your sister in today?
She broke her toe.
Oh, did she call a toe truck?
Hahahahaha! Toe truck! You slay me!
Hey, hey, listen to what I just made up: Bush + Dick = Fucked!
Yea, umm....that was funny when I first heard it about two years ago.
I mean...hahahha, you're a comic genius. You should have your own show. You're like the David Letterman of the courthouse, you're....
You can stop now.
No, stop kissing up.
Actually, that was sarcasm.
Excellent. I'll start packing.
Oh, that reminds me of a few jokes.........
I'll make coffee.
I decided to fight fire with fire. Tonight, I am going to brush up on my puns. I'm going to have my father write out every single bad joke he ever told us. I am going to kill them with their own lame sense of humor. Just watch.