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original sin

Seen on a sign outside of a church today:

Thank you for not sinning!

I wonder who they were referring to.

Posted by on April 17, 2002 08:02 PM |

Comments

me!

Posted by: kara | April 17, 2002 08:45 PM

Nobody I know...

Posted by: Em | April 17, 2002 08:57 PM

Here's MY sign:

Thank You For Not Molesting My Child!

Posted by: Kevin | April 17, 2002 11:01 PM

Well, it depends on your view of sinning. If you believe, like some, that a sin isn't a sin until it's an act . . . Well then, it would be pretty damn hard to sin in church.

If, however, you take the hardline view and think even the tiniest of impure thoughts is a sin, you're probably screwed. I for one could never make it through a sermon without imagining going home and having wild hot and sweaty monkey sex with my girlfriend after the service.

It's all a matter of perspective, I think.

Posted by: Ryan | April 17, 2002 11:08 PM

damnit michele I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ah there ive professed my undying love for u. its taken me a while. ive come out! lol.

thats my sin, that i think ure amazing.

Posted by: raquel | April 18, 2002 12:43 AM

gossiping?

eating shellfish?

Posted by: aaron | April 18, 2002 01:58 AM

Eating shellfish is a sin? Damn those lobsters, enticing me like that.

Posted by: michele | April 18, 2002 04:49 AM

Damned wanton hussy lobsters.


And I nominate Kevin for popehood....his sign makes a shitload more sense.

Posted by: Sekimori | April 18, 2002 05:39 AM

It reminds me of a really bad joke I once heard about a man who was painting his barn and realized he didn't have enough on hand. He was too cheap to buy more paint, so he thinned what he had and managed to cover his entire barn. A week later, it rained and all the paint washed off the barn. When he saw what happened he looked up to the sky and shouted, "Why God, why? Why did the paint wash off my barn?"

In a boom of thunder, God replied, "Go. Repaint and thin no more."

Told you it was a really bad joke.

Posted by: Fredo | April 18, 2002 10:52 AM

ha ha! that was a good one Fredo

Posted by: bran-O-phelia | April 18, 2002 08:37 PM

Yea, that goes with my pun-post.

Posted by: michele | April 18, 2002 08:38 PM

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