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revenge of the 9 year old

revenge of the 9 year old

We got off to a bad start today. Everyone woke up too early and in a bad mood. I've felt all day as if there were something in the air, something just hanging there, making us all act like we're on crack.

This morning, the house was in chaos. No one could find what we needed. The bread was stale. The shoes were missing. The cereal was soggy. And Natalie was crankier than normal. Which is to say, a whole shitload of crankiness was being dealt out to the rest of us. At one point she hit DJ for no apparent reason. I stepped in but DJ told me he could fight his own battles. "When you least expect it," he sneered at her, "I will get even with you." She stuck her tongue at him and slammed the door on her way out to the bus stop.

Ten minutes later, DJ and I are walking across the street to my mother's house. Natalie's bus is coming down the block, right on schedule. She always sits in the same place, driver's side second seat, and we give her a casual glance when the bus passes by the house in the morning because we have been warned to never, ever wave to her. She has this coolness to maintain. A reputation. An icy cold deference towards her family that every pre teen girl needs to show.

So here comes the bus and I'm making sure to look but not look and maybe nod but not wave at her but as I look up at her window seat all I see is a look of horror on her face. Her friends are gathered at the window, hysterical laughing. The bus is stopped at the corner stop sign and Natalie is screaming out the window "I HATE YOU DJ!" I turn to look at DJ and he is standing there on the sidewalk, pants around his ankles, back to the bus, Spiderman smiling at Natalie's school friends from the back of DJ's underwear. Hey, at least he kept those on. It could have been much, much worse.

We are admitting DJ into the witness protection program when he gets home from school. Never underestimate the wrath of an embarrassed 12 year old girl.

Comments

What a creative son you have!

Oh the things I have to look forward to...

During my time here as a lurker, I have been tempted to post several times, but haven't. This time I have to. I admire D.J.'s mind for revenge. Easy for me to say I know, since it wasn't my kids OR my bad morning, but it cracked me up nonetheless.

Bwah-hahaha!
Damn woman, I've gotta have kids pronto so we can breed our offspring together. Our grandchildren could rule the world....

DJ and Sebastian should play together. On second thought, maybe not. They would probaly try to take over the world or at least the school.
kids. gotta love 'em.

Sibling rivalry...at its best.

I want Spiderman underoos, too.

my 12 year old son has specific instructions that whenever I pick him up in school is to never ever walk beside him. yeah. because they're cool....

DJ rocks

:: laughing my ass off :: She was warned! :D

That is too funny. And it's true, he warned her! You know you're raising them right when they provide you with a source of humourous blogging material.

I was never this creative with dealing with the younger sibs, but they had an advantage -- twins meant they always double-teamed me!

That's great. That DJ is a kid after my own heart.

Aren't kids great? That is such a great story! Thanks for the laugh!

I LOVE MY 13 YEAR OLD GIRL FRIENDS ASS!! ITS SO SMOOTH AND WHEN SHE LET ME FINGER HER, I FELT ALL AROUND HER PUSSY.. IT WAS TOUCHING THE SOFTEST THING ON EARTH! THEN WHEN SHE LET ME FUCK HER IN THE CLIT.. IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CUMMED 5 MINUTES AFTER STICKING IT IN HER!! BUT AFTERI CUMMED WE JUST KEPT GOING ON AND ON!! IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD!! THEN THE NEXT NIGHT WE DID IT AGAIN AND FROM THEN ON WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING EACH OTHER EVERY NIGHT!!!! AND I ALSO FUCK HER ASS TOO NOW =)~ I CUM TOO FAST INSIDE HER ASS THOUGH =-\
GIMME PUSSY

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