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overheard

On line at the drug store:

woman: So, why was he wearing your mom's dress?

guy: Well, you know how women have penis envy? Men have woman envy. We all want to be women. So eventually our curiousity gets us and one day we put on a dress and some high heels and look in the mirror and say "Man, I would fuck me."

Posted by on April 9, 2002 06:52 PM |

Comments

wow. i did not know that. so now, when i'm secretly imagining men in women's clothing, well, it's ok, because they want to do it too! i feel better now.

Posted by: kd | April 9, 2002 07:13 PM

I bet most men would walk right past a woman who looks like they look in a dress. ;) Dustin Hoffman said the only thing he hated about doing "Tootsie" was that he knew he wouldn't have given a woman who looked like him the time of day.

Posted by: Nancy | April 9, 2002 07:39 PM

Now I wish I hadn't put on that dress. I told myself I had to stay in and wash my hair that night. Sigh.

Posted by: todd | April 9, 2002 09:18 PM

On line? or in line? Sheesh woman, you are worse than me.

Posted by: melly | April 9, 2002 10:09 PM

Funny. That thought has never crossed my mind for even a second. He ain’t representing me baby!

Posted by: Davezilla | April 10, 2002 01:08 AM

And I have pictures to prove it, too, Todd... ;-)

Posted by: robyn | April 10, 2002 01:53 AM

My first thought was, "drug store?" My second thought was, "I really should get a kilt."

Posted by: Miguel | April 10, 2002 03:07 AM

I have a kilt, but never have I worn it, looked in the mirror and said that I would fuck me.

Posted by: Fredo | April 10, 2002 05:22 PM

Miguel would be hot in a kilt. But Davezilla I'm thinkin' is more the squaredancing petticoats and bustier type...

Posted by: Jessica | April 10, 2002 05:41 PM

You are scary beyond belief Jess.

Posted by: Davezilla | April 10, 2002 06:57 PM

LOL
I must say though, a man in a kilt, yum!

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