things i just don't get
things i just don't get:
algebra
women who wear high heels with sweat pants
the man in Nathan's who dyed his combover platinum blonde
the appeal of country music
Larry King
Carrot Top
people who try to get on an elevator before everyone has gotten off
basic chemistry
baking
pooping animal keychains
Dick Vitale
Adam Sandler movies
Dr. Phil
fishsticks
people with bad hygiene
why some days I can think of a million things to write and some days I have nothing but filler.
Comments
While merging onto the highway - people who have to speed up to get ahead of you (thus preventing you from being able to merge, as the merge lane quickly runs out), so they can get on the exit and immediately slow down.
Microsoft
The new Pepsi ads
clothes items that are supposed to match
American cheese food
Posted by: chris | March 31, 2002 06:58 AM
What on earth are pooping animal keychains?
Posted by: Billy | March 31, 2002 11:11 AM
Sweatpants in public. Something about a 250 pound guy browsing a magazine section or computer game section at Best Buy while wearing sweatpants give me the creeps. Bad Hygiene is usually in tow as well.
Posted by: Kevin | March 31, 2002 11:28 AM
So ummm... you don't want those fishsticks?
Yummy :-)
Posted by: Benway | March 31, 2002 02:44 PM
And what exactly is it you don't get about algebra?
Posted by: G | March 31, 2002 05:59 PM
I just could never get past that whole x y thing. I was ok with numbers. Once they added letters into the equation my brain exploded.
Admitting your math illiteracy to a math genius is like telling your English teacher the only thing you read Mad Magazine.
Posted by: michele | March 31, 2002 07:12 PM
That elevator thing is the worst. What i have to deal with more often, though, is people who stand in front of the doors on the subway. The doors open, everyone is trying to get off, but people stand outside totally uncomprehending of the fact that 20 people are trying to get past them. I've taken to just standing still in the doorway with my arms raised so no one can get in or out until people move out of the way. It works, and maybe people will think next time. Of course they wont, but I can hope.
Posted by: mg | March 31, 2002 09:04 PM
As someone who enjoys Adam Sandler movies, country music and those 1800-CALL-ATT ads featuring Carrot Top, I'm probably not qualified to respond. I'm with you on Dr. Phil, though. I don't get his appeal. It seems to me like he's just someone who likes to abuse others, using his Oprah-endorsed fame, alleged doctorate and "talk to the hand" attitude to cover it up.
Posted by: sammy | March 31, 2002 09:09 PM
I'm not a big guy, but when that happens on the subway or an elevator, I put both elbows out in front of me, say as loud as I can in the snarling-est voice I can "EXCUSE ME" or I parrot whatever the subway announcer has said about stepping back from the doors.
Even if it doesn't work, it's a good excuse to elbow people, and most of them won't even say anything because frankly, you're in the right.
The rest, I can't really speak to.
Posted by: swerdloff | March 31, 2002 10:32 PM
Carrot Top... True confession: I once tried to think about having sex with Carrot Top, out of sheer curiosity...but pulled a blank. My mind wouldn't let me.
Posted by: roe | April 1, 2002 01:05 AM
victory things
Posted by: Gifty | October 8, 2002 10:45 AM
victory things
Posted by: Gifty | October 8, 2002 10:45 AM
victory things
Posted by: Gifty | October 8, 2002 10:46 AM
Check this Cool Sites
---------------------------------
Vivid DVD - Vivid Porn - Vivid Girls - Vivid Entertainment - Vivid Girl - Vivid Video - Sexo - Sexo Gratis - Fotos de Sexo - Sexo Duro - Huge Big Tits - Black Bros White Hoes - Traci Lord - Jill Kelly - Kendra Jade - Amber Lynn - Nude Pictures - Ass Porn - Barely Legal
Toni Freeland - Monster Cock - Online Casino - Sexo Anal - Ginger Lynn - Adult DVD - Cheap DVD - AdultChatNetwork - Online Poker - Sexo Gratis - Sex Porn - Porn Star - Sex Movie - Aria Giovanni - Tawnee Stone - Danni Ashe
Thanks For Your Support
Posted by: Sex Porn | November 5, 2003 03:40 AM
Sorry, forgot to send this sites too.
Gay Male Porn - Chasey Lain - Internet Casino - Online Casino - Alley Bagget - Evidence Eliminator - Adult Movie - Drew Barrymore - Adriana Sage - Hustler Magazine - Teen Steam - Sexo Interracial - Sexo Oral - Asian Porn - Big Tit - Kara Adult Playground - Porn Video
Adult Video - Free Sex - Brittany Andrew - Kobe Tai - Fat Woman - Sexo Gay - Nikki Tyler - Jenna Jameson - Silvia Saint - Petra Verkaik - Hustler - Adult Chat Network - Amateur Porn - Anal Porn - Black Woman - Adele Stephens - Alexus Winston
Posted by: Transvestite | November 5, 2003 03:42 AM
Hello, have fun with easy blogging!
Posted by: radar detector laws | February 9, 2004 06:44 AM
bbw movies bbw gallery buxom brunettes bbw date large teen fat milk slightly plump free bbw pictures bbw tits sexe obese bbw free galleries fat woman bbw clips bbw texas mic bbw horny plump fat plump plump thumbnails plump tits tgp www plumper bbw party bbw magazine bbw free bbw amateur slightly plump xxx bbw big woman buxom babes bbw gallery bbw model large natural tits fat nude plump cuties big n plump bbw bdsm free fat girl bbw sex bbw date plump asses mama's so fat plumper porn large clit plump hardcore bbw canada plump teen sex asian plump bbw plump horny plump plump mature women large anal bbw feeder old big asses plump bbw top 100 www bbw bbw pic post large ass fat lesbians cisco board bbw bbw movie bbw model plump ass tgp older plumper bbw bash staketet bbw plump djs plumper forum buxom women bbw tgp big n plump plump sex large breast bbw stories plump tgp forum spikeproject bbw free plump xxx
Posted by: obese nude | November 6, 2004 09:40 AM
porn star biographies become a porn star celebrity adult porn star name generator celebrity cruises porn star obsession porn star escorts porn star post porn star gauge celeste porn star porn star pics fake celebrity porn nude celebrity archive playboy celebrity celebrity cruises sierra porn star become a porn star porn star gals classic porn star best porn star hardcore porn star blonde porn star celebrity nudes stevens porn star porn star clothing kelly porn star porn star links star wars porn kacey porn star free porn star galleries belladonna porn star blonde porn star celebrity foot new porn star erotic celebrity celebrity pics adult porn star porn star search star wars porn sith lesbians free porn star pictures big tit porn star porn star profiles janine porn star asian porn star ex porn star porn star interviews hardcore celebrity keisha porn star houston porn star french porn star porn star health latin porn star porn star sex jeremy porn star indian porn star porn star charlie snl celebrity jeopardy belladonna porn star porn star name generator porn star database celebrity foot fetish celebrity upskirt uk porn celebrity your porn star name porn star anna porn star guage porn star free pics porn celebrity free porn star julian porn star adult porn star nude porn star porn star health porn star photo latin porn star
Posted by: asian porn star | November 6, 2004 10:54 PM
girl being fucked anal hardcore getting fucked hard fucked pics hardcore videos fuck photo hardcore anime dawn mckenzie hardcore grannies getting fucked mother i d like to fuck fucked com pics fuck fucked movies hardcore junky links fuck song she fucked her free hardcore porn pics he fucked my wife boy fucked amateur hardcore fuck thumbs outdoor fuck mouth fuck brianna banks fucked pornstar fuck hardcore fucking she fucked him we fuck free hardcore mpegs bum fuck double fucked boy fucked sluts fuck legal hardcore wife getting fucked teen girl fucked fuck her gently lyrics brianna banks fucked asian fucked hardcore anal fuck porn free hardcore fucking hardcore xxx hardcore porn movies daily hardcore britney spears fucked free fuck videos hardcore jpg free hardcore pics lesbian hardcore hardcore clips fuck men fuck blonde free black hardcore pussy fuck big fuck tit hardcore young girl fuck series hardcore www hardcore jordan hardcore fucked ass fist fucked hardcore group hardcore junkie my first fuck fuck photo fuck anal fuck women hardcore movies hardcore gratis totally fucked pussy fuck fucked photos hardcore tgp
Posted by: hardcore pics free | November 7, 2004 10:16 PM
web cam online video chat sexo webcams chat web sex cam xxx web cam live chats live rooms peekshows chat web cam girls sexchat live live chatrooms ny web cam live chat cams hidden web cam victoria web cam live chat cam web cam nude web cam chat live video sex chat live chat cam live chat with girls chat room video xxx live video chat direct sex video chat web cam porno gratis web sex cam talk back live free adult video chat adult chat video chat cams easy free web cam peekshows chat live chat live chats live chat uk video chat room peekshows live chat chat room live web cam drivers home web cam free adult web cam livecam chat chat live amatuer web cam live video chat sex free live sex web cam peekshows chat webcam live chat nude live chat live videochat direct sex live chat asian talk back live web cam feeds home web cam web cam sexy free nude live chat chat room video web cam voyeur free live chat chat with video live sex chat web cam live chat talk back live web cam amsterdam live rooms video chat porno web cam movies live chatting live talk radio web sex cam live chat free free live sex chat web cam videos live sex talk web cam reviews
Posted by: web cam feeds | November 9, 2004 06:24 PM
ultimate taboo taboo phonesex free super taboo taboo mpeg forbidden erotic stories indian taboo stories taboo language taboo language incest taboo pictures taboo art manga taboo incesto ilegal super taboo incest taboo trailer teen taboo ilegal free sex movie dark taboo com super taboo series taboo mom and son edad ilegal taboo dvd dark taboo com forbidden fuck taboo uk insest taboo forbidden east super taboo jpg stories incest taboo taboo sister super taboo jpg the sweetest taboo beyond taboo prohibited sex manga super taboo extreme ilegal videos taboo game www taboo com end at taboo taboo mom and son taboo sites mother son incest taboo taboo montreal ilegal hentai super taboo extrem taboo language fotos ilegal sexo forbidden fuck taboo world ilegal videos incest taboo chatroom taboo sites forbidden sex incest taboo com super taboo extrem indian taboo stories taboo mpg porno taboo ilegal hentai ilegal downloads taboo resort taboo golf club taboo erotic super taboo download taboo adult porno taboo taboo erotic forbidden erotic stories taboo hentai manga taboo fiction taboo fiction ilegal bbs ilegal free sex movie taboo forum taboo heels super taboo incest
Posted by: roshi super taboo | November 14, 2004 07:05 PM