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more penis fun

So everyone wants to know: where's the guy with his penis in the coke bottle? Where's the link? The pictures?

Well it was just an urband legend, people. But who am I to disappoint? You want penis stories? You got em.

Man pounds penis with hammer and nails, spills cola on it, has it chewed off by rats.

Penis Captivus

Mountain Dew shrinks penis size.

Penis stuck in swimming pool suction.

Penis glued to leg as revenge.

C3P0's penis.

Penis + vacuum cleaner = sucks.

Scrotum self repair.

Severed penis stuck to freezer.

Had enough yet?

Posted by on March 18, 2002 07:47 PM |

Comments

i just threw up.

Posted by: miss b | March 18, 2002 08:58 PM

Mommy, make it stop.

Posted by: Glace | March 18, 2002 09:12 PM

You want penis stories?

Er... no, not really.

Posted by: jima | March 18, 2002 09:50 PM

That's just wrong.

Posted by: wken | March 18, 2002 11:50 PM

how did you get such a collection together? so very freaky.

Posted by: Billy | March 19, 2002 12:12 AM

Ugh, I hate it when I'm reading something and all tense and nearly in the fetal-position, but I can't seem to hit the back button until after I've finished reading it...

Posted by: Mike | March 19, 2002 12:12 AM

yes. had quite enough. thanks for asking, and for relenting.

Posted by: aaron | March 19, 2002 12:44 AM

i can personally testify to witnessing penis/vacuum cleaner couplings. it ain't pretty, folks, but it helps if said penis is utterly impotent.

it's when it gets hard, there are, er, problems.

Posted by: kd | March 19, 2002 01:43 AM

And yet...better than Todd in a bra!

Posted by: robyn | March 19, 2002 02:51 AM

Now I wouldn't say that...

Posted by: todd | March 19, 2002 09:06 PM

C3P0's... penis?
(Must stop remembrance of bad SW erotica. Eww eww.)

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