I don't care what your reasons are, but naming your baby Homer is never a good idea. Let's look at this kid's future for a second: His name is Homer. Homer Laffoon. His mother is Ann Heche. His mother went on national tv claiming that she is from another planet. His name is Homer Laffoon. Welcome to the world of dodge ball target, kid.
Amy Fisher is out. Paula Jones is in. I think they are missing out on the real money makers here. Get people with real feuds in the ring. Like Suge Knight and Snoop Dogg. For that, I would watch prime time Fox.
Sue me, but I really want to see this. Even though I despise Sharon Osbourne, I think Ozzy is a hoot.
Can someone please explain to me how one goes about sneaking a ten kiloton anything into a city?
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