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how to win friends and influence cable technicians

how to win friends and influence cable technicians

Whoever said you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar had no clue.

All you need is PMS and the knowledge that you are right. The death threats, the implied use of a spork in very private places and the the throaty whisper of "Donald Rumsfeld knows where you live" were just icing on the cake.

By the time I got home from work, the cable guy had come and gone and fixed and tweaked.

And all was right with the world.

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the spork will do it every time.

definitely, I AM a cable guy, & the spork is the most frightening piece of cutlery known to man....

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Actually, you can catch more flies with breasts...

A friend of mine had her cable modem go out. She told the technician she had to get it back up, because she made her living on the Web. She specifically needed her webcam feed back ASAP (this was all BS - she's an accountant.) She said she would "send him her url" once the site was back up.Well, he got there in about 2 hours and had her up and running, and also put in an order to make sure she was at the top of the queue for download priority.

it always makes me smile to find that someone has won over the attitude of "we're the cable company - we don't care - we don't have to". Kudos!

If you have a question about cable techs, I'll answer you.

2 ways to get what you want, free, from a cable tech: Cash and/or Flesh

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