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Because the plot thickens every day

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Because the plot thickens every day

As the old saying goes, thank fuck it's Friday. That's what us atheists say, anyhow. And speaking of fuck, please go say fuck you to yardsale. He personally requested it (you can find my picture somewhere towards the bottom).

You may have noticed that the Olympics begin tonight. You will probably notice at some point that I couldn't care less. I think the last time I enjoyed any Olympic event was back in 1980 when the hockey team won. Or maybe when Tonya Harding tried to take out Nancy Kerrigan.

The Olympics have become a showcase for professional athletes. Perhaps at one point the goal of the events was to bring the nations of the world together to promote something. Peace, understanding, togetherness...pick a virtuous word there. You're not fooled by the cover of world unity are you?

The flap over the flag , the way Olympic hockey has turned into NHL all-star games...I just don't get that feeling of brotherhood and youthful enthusiasm that used to be part of the Olympics. It's just another game. Just another marketing adventure. Just another way to showcase your marketable face and fitness for future Nike ads. Hell, they even let Satan in. Guess we know who I'll be rooting for.

George Bush is like the bouncer standing outside some elite night club, staring at the throngs of people who want in and arbitrarily pointing his all-powerful finger at them. "You in the fatigues- Geneva Convention rules! You in the orange shirt...bahaha back to the torture room for you!"

Yea, so I'm having a hard time mustering any sort of decent post this morning. I'm tired, it's been a long week and it's going to be a very long day. I'll hand in my "one free lame post" card now. Don't even tell me I'm over the limit on that. I don't want to know.

So while I'm here I should send out all of that love/thanks/hi do you know I exist/love your site/i want to stalk you/may i have your children/back off buddy/have your blog call my blog type of things I've been meaning to get around to. Basically people who for one reason or another (mostly laziness) are not in my sidebar but whose blogs I read regularly like James and victory at sea, brilliant corners, nutzo, blorg, house of brick, wibbly, southern jubilee, chris pirillo.....oh jesuschristonapogstick, would you believe there's like twenty more? I see what I have to do. I just have to make a separate page for all of you. So I can have everyone together in one giant link festival. And no, I don't read all my links daily, but I get to everyone one of them at least once a week.

Two more things. If you ever hear me say the word fuckwad and want to know exactly what it means, here's a good definition.

The other thing: I am taking suggestions for the QOD. If I choose yours you get the glory of....something or other. So if you have an idea for an good question, email me please or leave a comment. If you want to really get on my good side, email me at work and entertain me during the day. Not having internet access at my computer leaves me feeling out of touch sometimes. Who wants reality? I want to live only by whats going on in that 19 inches in front of me. The monitor, you pervert. As if.

Lame post of the week completed. You may move about now.

Comments

Michele - LOVE the Wheaton link. I'm officially counting you as a member of my Wil Wheaton Backlash Club.

george bush as bouncer, i liked that!

Yeah, I liked Wil's site, but that post completely turned me off.
"He's gone made with powerrrr!"

i've said it before, i'll say it again...who gives a fuck about a dweeb boy who's most famous role had him playing second fiddle to a leach.

Don't forget also, that in addition to the Olympics, the attack on Afghanistan is brought to you by Pepsi, the Joy of Cola. Maybe Britney can film a Pepsi commercial in a Burqa?

Hmm. It would have to be made of saran wrap.
(Warning! The link above is Not Safe For Work!)

Oh, oww. Wil. No, man. You shouldn't have. You really shouldn't have.

that comment by bill leads to a really freaky site with a lot of weird (and funny and sexy) stuff including this girl "Sunny" who gives some hella-good advice on love and life and lick.

THanks bILl!