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saying nothing in so many words

saying nothing in so many words

For the past three nights, I haven't been able to fall asleep until around 2am. I then wake up at 3, 3:30 and 4 and then get up for good at 4:30. Needless to say (but I will say it anyhow) I am fucking tired. Not just tired, but fucking tired. The lack of activity going on in my brain right now would rank my intelligence level right up there with Mike Tyson. So no introspective, meaningful post this morning. Just some random links and bullshit and real banal content until I can jump start my brain sometime this afternoon. Carry on.

First order of business. The Anti-Bloggies are ready to go. I forgot to submit my idea for "most passive-aggressive blog" award so I could win something. But you can always vote for me for Biggest Pottymouth or Biggest Jerk.

Second: Don't forget to say "rabbit rabbit" today. It can't hurt, right?

Third: I don't think these children's books should go on the reading list I am making for the school program. Especially The Berenstain Bears are Such Fucking Fatasses. [link from boing boing]

Fourth: Rumsfeld makes another of his patented imminent terrorism warnings this time using hyperbole to scare the shit out of anyone who is still listening to him. At this point, all I hear when he talks is that sound the adults make in Charlie Brown cartoons.

Fifth(for hockey fans only): Theo Fluery is the Mike Tyson of hockey. The man should not be playing a game that involves sticks and blades. He needs to be locked up and put in the Home for Criminally Insane Athletes (now filled to capacity with NFL players).

Sixth: My sister is having her gallbladder removed today. Just thought I'd mention it.

Ever have one of those days where you spend the entire day counting the hours until you can get back into bed?


Have you thought about strong prescription drugs that will knock you off your feet?

Two hours of sleep a night is not a good thing.

What books have you decided on so far for that thingy at school?
Im very interested as my little one has started school 3 days ago and already she has asked me to buy her some books.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH am so ALL OVER the anti bloggies!

I have just one word... "ambian". Get some - it literally saved my life.

I am so with you today, babe. To Bed: 3am. Out of bed: 7:30am. I hurt today.

I went to bed at 5am today. Slaving over the Anti-Bloggies all night for you guys. So vote dammit! Puh-leeeeze?

See now, I nominated you for "Most Caffeinated Blog." Shall I go back and vote again? (Speaking of voting again... JOIN MY CAMPAIGN OF BACKGROUND-IMAGE HORROR! This concludes my personal whoring.)

I started chirping "rabbit rabbit" at 12:01 am and my husband thought I was fucking insane. :D


As long as Mr.Wheaton goes home empty, I'm happy.

You beat me to it Billy. If we all vote against Wil would that, in effect, reverse the votes he got in that "other" award thing. I see some type of karmic regeneration taking root.....