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London calling

London calling

So Melly and I made our way around London today. That is to say, cardboard fascimiles of us made their way around London. From what I hear, I had a good time hanging out with some very interesting people. I seem to have gotten my leg caught in a drink at some point and hey....that's Jessica Alba's body I'm wearing! I heard that Melly and I made our way back to Miguel's hotel room. What he was doing with two pieces of female shaped cardboard I don't know. And I don't want to know.

And who needs the bloggies? My dear friend Shel has given me one of the first every Bobupndown.com Memorial Awards. Yes, I was pleased and honoured (spelled with a "u" just for Shel) to receive The Separated at Birth/Favorite Fag hag award. Yea, so what if 90% of my weblogging friends are gay males? Think of me as a gay male trapped in a woman's (or Jessica Alba's) body. Hell, I don't know who I am. Somedays I want to be Bill. Somedays I want to be Choire. Today, I want to be Meg from Tech TV. But most days, I'm this guy (on the left).


I've said it before, but it bears repeating: queer blogs rule.

P.S.: Is there such a thing as a dyke hag? If there is, I mos def. am one.