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family physics

for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

The laws of physics apply to more than just physics. Witness:

3:45 p.m.

I'm at work. Natalie calls, tells me about her day. We talk a bit. Her friend is asking her a question about a video game, she relates question to me and I give her the correct answer.

Mom, you are so cool.

My eleven year old daughter called me cool. Is there a higher form of praise than that? It's what every mother dreams of, next to hearing that first utterance of ma-ma and the later cooing of I love you at early ages. My daughter thinks I'm cool. I glow.

5:15 p.m.

I'm home. DJ is trying to manipulate his way out of the punishment served on him this morning for being just a bit too surly and forgetting where he put his recorder. Again. No video games, no computer. Homework and bed. I'm just trying to instill a sense of responsibility, and the whole "consequences for your actions" thing.

One video game. Just five minutes with Tekken. Pleaassseee.

No.

Backyard Football?

No.

I swear I won't talk back to you anymore. I'm so so so so sorry. Pleeaaaaaase?

No.

God,you are SO mean. You are the meanest mother in the world. I hate this house!

I may have pouted. I may have scowled. I don't know, I was too busy being knocked down from my mom pedestal to notice.

I love you: action

Meanest mother in the world: opposite reaction

See? There's your physics lesson for the day.

Comments

Damn, talk about your gammet of emotions for the day. But way to stick to your guns, sister!

Oh my god, I used to say mean things like that to my mom all the time! I was so totally unable to be engaged by anything other than TV and games that the deprivation was suffocating. She should have thrown the TV out the window entirely, in retrospect. Hmm, but then I wouldn't have this vast well of Three's Company trivia.

Anyway: you're a great-sounding mom!

My best day, scope-wise, was when I went from "my friends all think you're the coolest dad" to "oh, kiss my ass", all with the same 12 year-old.

I can not mention the mean things I said/did about/to my parents. But I regret most of them.

All except that one day in ninth grade when they wouldn't let me go to Lagoon with the other ninth graders and I'd been waiting for this forever. Visions of being stuck with Mike McBride on the Terroride filled my head....and went poof.

So after arguing with my parents, I went back into the house and drew pictures of decapitated heads with little wires and veins and things sticking out of them and put them up on the fridge. All to express my displeasure.

My parents kept those pictures on the fridge...until...I don't know when. For all I know they might still have them on the fridge. (I haven't seen the fridge in many months, being that its in a different country, but I'm pretty certain one of those pictures was still up.)

Been there. Done that.

Amen, sister!

Yes, as Lee says - been there, done that...AND I didn't get the damn t-shirt. My son refuses to admit I'm "cool" [Ok, at my age, he has a point!] but he does occasionally mutter "You're the best Mum in the world" [in between the "I hate yous"].

Goes with the territory, don't worry

Jan [London - and thanks for e-mail!]

Kids, they're so fickle! Well, I know I was, anyway.

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