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and then she mistook her ass for her brains

and then she mistook her ass for her brains

Of all the stupid things I have done as a mother, at least I never glued my child's eyes shut by accident.

Whenever I feel inferior as a parent, there is nothing more heartening than witnessing the complete idiocy of others to make myself feel good.

Posted by on January 3, 2002 09:03 PM |

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That has got to be one of the stupidest things ever done in the long history of stupid things.

Posted by: Davezilla | January 3, 2002 09:44 PM

i'm at a complete & utter loss for words... what i'd like to know is how many folks keep their clue & medicine in the same cabinet to beging with? or maybe she just didn't have her morning caffeine fix yet...

Posted by: frank | January 4, 2002 08:37 AM

What astounds me even more is that the mother was on every local newscast last night talking about. I would have been hiding in a closet.

And, the girl is getting a puppy out of the deal. "Oh, sorry I put glue in your eyes and embarassed you in front of all of Long Island. Here's a puppy!"

Some day, that puppy is going to end up with his eyelids glued shut.

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