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a bobupndown christmas

a bobupndown christmas

Who needs a secret santa, anyhow? I got a Christmas present in the mail from Shel today and it's better than anything on my wishlist. He sent me a mix cd and two stickers. Now tell me how well Shel knows me. The stickers say:

I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?

I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

These stickers are not going on my car. They are going directly on my office door.

I love you, Shel. You are wonderful!

And now, I am going to make myself absolutely insane by taking the kids to see Jimmy Neutron.

Comments

somehow, I figured you'd love them :) SMOOOOCH

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