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I've been way too serious lately.

The Eighties Pop Act Test deems me:

55% Eighties Pop Act

You are The Smiths: You were a peripheral player in the eighties, people thought it was cool to be your friend, but they never really wanted to spend time with you. Go watch Twin Peaks reruns.


Take the Corporate Mascot Test at Willaston's Lounge!

Inner demons, annoying bunny, Morrisey....who needs psychiatry when you have online tests?

I also took the autism quotient test at wired http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aqtest.html. I scored a 32: Eighty percent of those diagnosed with autism or a related disorder scored 32 or higher. I only find this interesting because when Natalie was first tested for her learning disabilities when she was little, I was told she had "autistic tendencies" and that she probably got them from me. We seem to be getting along just fine, thanks.

I was going to do my whole list of "What I Learned" just like my pal, Homer Simpson. But I need to get to work, so I will do it...at work! Meanwhile, a life's lesson from Homer:

There is no such thing as a bad doughnut.

Ain't that the truth?

Posted by on December 20, 2001 05:25 AM |

Comments

"Might as well face it. Your addicted to.... online tests. :)

Posted by: Kevin | December 20, 2001 10:31 AM

I've since needed a twelve-step program :)

Posted by: felicia | December 20, 2001 11:24 AM

when will this madness end?

Posted by: Billy | December 20, 2001 12:13 PM

Madness? I'm not the one with a presentation of the trajectory path of a golf ball on my site! :-)

Posted by: michele | December 20, 2001 12:41 PM

Umm, has anybody else noticed that Duracell never had a bunny for it's mascot? That was Energizer.

Posted by: Fredo | December 20, 2001 04:43 PM

So are you saying I'm a sham?

Posted by: michele | December 20, 2001 04:54 PM

No, I'm just saying that the test was apparently poorly researched.

Posted by: Fredo | December 21, 2001 04:30 PM

The Eighties Pop Act Test deems you:

75% Eighties Pop Act

You are Madonna: You have managed to pull yourself out of the eighties, and found new levels of career respect, but you will always be a material girl, and your hair is naturally big.

Oh the shame, the horror - all i ever wanted to be was morrisey, and i end up the material girl....

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