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i'll kill you in my dreams

i'll kill you in my dreams

I went to bed at 9:00 last night. On a Friday night. Could my life be any more exciting? I think it was a combination of things. Going back to work after being out sick all last week, and working overtime and through lunch almost every day since coming back probably wore me down. Or maybe it was that yesterday was the secretary's luncheon and I had about 8 glasses of champagne punch.

Anyhow, I slept way too long and had some of my old horrible water dreams. I won't get into that, but there was also a dream in which I parked my car outside of a store and had Faith No More's Gentle Art of Making Enemies blasting on the car stereo. I could hear it from inside the store. When I came out I couldn't find my car but could hear the song, and I just kept thinking that I needed to find the car and turn the stereo off before anyone realized that I was listening to a song with cursing in it! I finally found my car but there was a half dead guy in the trunk. I decided to ignore him and some chick with a New Jersey hairdo kept asking me if I was going to do something about the guy. So I put him out of his misery and killed him. With my bare hands. Then I went back in to the store and bought cheese and crackers on sale.

All in a night's work.

Comments

what kinda cheese did you buy?

yeah, am still alive, computers still fucked...oh wel, will email you soon ok?

Dude, I miss you. Hurry. You're my voice of insanity in this world of reason.

i'ma coming..well, breathing furiously at any rate...today i screamed at a bunch of 14 yr olds who were "experimenting" with the mobile phone tones....

god it felt good.

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