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Guarantee this, loser

Guarantee this, loser

Curt Schilling has guaranteed that the Diamondbacks will win the world series. Dumb fuck. Didn't Lou Piniella guarantee that the Mariners would get back home to finish off the series? Look what happened there. One of the rules of sports is never guarantee anything that you can't, well...guarantee. Should the Yankees lose tonight, and that's a good possibility given their performance last night, Schilling can breathe easy. But if the Diamondbacks lose, Schilling looks like an ass. And one can only hope that if the Dbacks do lose, it will because Schilling pitched a piss poor game. Karma, baby. Come and get it.

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well, at least he didn't get the win....

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