what ever happened to plastic masks?
what ever happened to plastic masks?
Yea, so it's Tuesday and tomorrow is Halloween and I, being the last minute kind of person I am, will be spending today in my office, putting together DJ's Halloween costume. I will probably spend most of the night doing it. Now, I'm not one of those moms who sews her kids costumes, putting together intricate deisgns and twenty pounds of fabric to turn my child into a beautiful circus animal. No, I am the kind who buys them pre-made. Or not at all. This is what DJ has been the last four years: Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Bret Favre and Bret Favre. All I did was throw a jersey on him and dig the proper equipment out of the shed. This year he wanted to be Tony Hawk. Fine. I'd throw some skateboard clothes on him, a hat, let him carry his skateboard around and presto chango, he's Tony Hawk, midget sized.
But no. He had to change his mind. His bright idea this year was to go as half fireman, half policeman. Now, let me explain something about my son. He is very rigid in his thinking. He does not stray from what he considers to be the exact truth of a situation. For instance, he will not eat Sicilian pizza, because in his mind, pizza is triangle shaped and not square. He will not bend. He will not break. What he envisions in his mind has got to be what the final product will look like. And he wants to be half cop, half fireman right down the middle.
Yes, I had weeks to prepare for this. But I had that anniversary party to plan. I had other things on my mind. I figured, how hard could it be? After a fight and some tears in Party Experience last night, I realized this is going to be hard. So now, I have the fake plastic fireman's outfit, and I have a fake gun and handcuffs and badge, and someone is lending me their police hat, I am at a loss how to make the police side of the costume. And how to hold up the fireman's side of the costume once it's cut in half. Somebody save me, please. I know at least one of you is creative like that. Tell me what to do before I end up getting incredibly frustrated and locking him in the closet on Halloween.
There's always that Vinny Testaverde jersey.
Nah, too scary.
Comments
this is what i don't get - is DJ now, or has DJ ever been, a member of the Village People?
Posted by: g | October 30, 2001 07:11 AM
I think that's about where we are headed.
Posted by: michele | October 30, 2001 07:27 AM
Two magical words for you on keeping the costume together.
Duct Tape!
Posted by: EdgartheBent | October 30, 2001 08:22 AM
Locking him in the closet will guarantee that every other Halloween you survive will be scarier than the last as he comes back to haunt you with a kitchen knife and white-washed Bill Shatner mask.
Posted by: D | October 30, 2001 08:32 AM
Hey he should of been tony hawk next time make him be a professional skateboarder, the king of skateboarding Tony Hawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Brandon Beymer | November 4, 2002 03:17 PM
Vivid DVD - Vivid Porn - Vivid Girls - Vivid Entertainment - Vivid Girl - Vivid Video - Sexo - Sexo Gratis - Fotos de Sexo - Sexo Duro - Huge Big Tits - Black Bros White Hoes - Traci Lord - Jill Kelly - Kendra Jade - Amber Lynn - Nude Pictures - Ass Porn - Barely Legal
Check this new sites, they are cool.
Posted by: Sex Porn | November 5, 2003 02:57 AM
Burn excessive fat http://w8blog.mysitespace.com
Posted by: Danielle | November 7, 2003 11:54 PM
Hello, have fun with easy blogging!
Posted by: radar detector repair | February 9, 2004 06:33 AM
ss
Posted by: sarah | February 19, 2004 04:41 AM
porno
Posted by: Pipo | October 30, 2004 11:38 PM
Hacker's Law:
The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a
nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
Texas Holdem http://www.texas-holdem-poker-casino.com
Posted by: Texas Holdem | November 6, 2004 05:42 AM
large number of bbw naked buxom bondage cisco bbw plump world ass bbw free plumper thumbs plump nadine supersize bbw bbw free gallery bbw top 100 fat obese women free plumper thumbs plump black miss plump universe bbw photo bbw bdsm bbw pic post plump tgp forum spikeproject plump
Posted by: big n plump | November 6, 2004 06:21 AM
german porn star porn star interviews porn star photos how to be a porn star ron jeremy porn star how to be a porn star porn star depot italian porn star porn star sites celebrity nude scenes porn star name free porn star galleries porn star thumbs porn star candy savannah porn star porn star mpegs guage porn star porn star photo porn star health porn star bomis porn star top porn star porn star janine sexy celebrity german porn star kacey porn star celebrity ass porn star chloe top porn star celebrity porn pics porn star depot latina porn star be a porn star ex porn star porn star gauge porn star free porn star biographies porn star anna celebrity gossip porn star biography free porn star pics italian porn star porn star obsession mature porn star celebrity foot fetish serenity porn star playboy celebrity julian porn star american porn star porn star charlie straight male porn star porn star profiles sierra porn star latin porn star chinese porn star porn star april dead porn star porn star action celebrity pics american porn star porn star movie hardcore porn star porn star tgp nude celebrity porn star picture male porn star porn star lists porn star tgp porn star health porn star hardcore porn star chloe porn star candy samples porn star porn star bios celebrity nude scenes
Posted by: british porn star | November 6, 2004 07:12 PM
Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
Online Dating http://www.online-dating-com.com
Posted by: Online Dating | November 6, 2004 11:41 PM
indian girls getting fucked sex fucked briana banks hardcore free hardcore movie he fucked me devon hardcore fucked in public porn hardcore hardcore movie forum movies fuck hardcore 4 tit hardcore fotos hardcore mother i d like to fuck mother i d like to fuck hardcore hardcore movie forum boys getting fucked fuck free movies grannies getting fucked getting fucked hard fucking hardcore pussy getting fucked double fuck hardcore fuck black hardcore titty fuck hardcore photos fuck rape woman getting fucked jordan hardcore fuck photo fuck rape wife fuck outdoor fuck mouth fuck 2 fuck free hardcore pics fuck flix porno hardcore free hardcore sex pictures hardcore music 2 hardcore i want to fuck you fuck fest free school girls getting fucked fuck girls old women fucked free hardcore video hardcore lesbian face fucked pussy getting fucked free hardcore gallery he fucked me britney getting fucked hardcore bilder movies fuck fuck teens free hardcore porn hardcore lyrics milfs getting fucked teacher fucked aria giovanni hardcore machine fucked free hardcore sex sex hardcore totally fucked stone hardcore indian girls getting fucked hardcore sex japanese hardcore hardcore incest hardcore boys getting fucked tit fuck
Posted by: fuck shit piss | November 7, 2004 06:51 PM
erotic story archives adult stories text sex stories adult adult audio stories kelly's sexy stories erotic fiction sexy stories free adult porn stories free erotic sex story adult erotic fiction erotic story archive kristen erotic story indian adult stories fan fiction erotic free sexy erotic stories adult stories free indian sexy stories erotic gay story erotic adult sex stories adult stories free erotic sexy stories erotic sexy stories free sexy erotic stories erotic rape story erotic stories free adult erotic adult stories erotic fiction desi erotic story www adult stories net wrestling erotic fiction tamil adult stories adult indian stories adult diaper stories adult stories free erotic lesbian fiction free erotic sex story adult erotic fiction free stories adult erotic adult fiction free erotic story archives adult porn stories adult indian stories free erotic story links star wars erotic fiction sora's erotic story erotic story repository incest sexy stories erotic sexy stories adult erotic sex stories adult erotic story adult diaper stories lesbian erotic story tamil adult stories tamil adult stories incest erotic story erotic story free stories adult adult diaper stories erotic stories fiction sexy stories in urdu adult lesbian stories indian adult stories nifty erotic story archives erotic stories adult free erotic adult stories stories sexy adult erotic story sexy urdu stories adult diaper stories free erotic adult stories adult furry stories lesbian erotic story erotic rape story women of wrestling erotic fiction erotic fiction archive
Posted by: adult erotic fiction | November 8, 2004 12:10 PM
video game chats live talk radio video chat sites nude live chat free xxx live chat live voice chat web cam x easy free web cam live chats free chat video free live chat cams free live chat live talk radio sex video chat web cam teen free web cam sites web cam ny free live nude video chat live sex chat uk live chat live chatting web cam hard free adult web cam web cam fun live web cam live teen chat web cam videos live chat room hidden web cam chat with video video chat communities live teen chat rooms video cam chat chat webcams video chats gratis web cam gratuit live chat online video chat programm video web chat web sex cam live web cam chat web cam drivers direct sex live chat asian video chat rooms video chat gratis live sex video chat web cam sexy chat webcams teen web cam pics sex live chat sexy live chat web cam chat sites chat webcams free web cam porn adult video chat free web cam x sex chat video free porn web cam chat and video free chat video live chat room web sex cam video chat gratis chat room video web cam pics live chat sites web cam de sexo web cam reviews chats webcams free live porn chat talk radio live web cam chat web cam world site web cam live chat xxx
Posted by: online web cam | November 9, 2004 11:38 AM
mature naked mature pics gramma's sex stories mature big tits older flowsex mature sluts granny porn mature women free mature women fucking mature swingers granny mpegs beautiful older women mature women free pre mature mature xxx fat granny free pics of mature mature ladies free mature nude mature women mature free granny cum mature nude mature girls fucking mature mature female granny slut women older older tgp older porno mature thumbs sexy older woman mature tgp mature women nude mature blonde free mature pussy black mature sexy older woman older female older women thumbs beautiful older women free mature hardcore free mature sex pics free older porn granny porn movies granny fucked mature babe granny sex com mature women pics sex granny older ladies with big boobs mature stockings free older porn free mature hardcore granny naked hairy older men older women sex mature stockings mature men mature movies free nude mature mature post free mature pussy my granny gallery mature lady granny gallery granny slut amateur granny free mature pussy old granny free mature com older housewives mature slut older wife black mature
Posted by: mature ladies | November 9, 2004 11:40 AM
m m spanking stories top spanking spanking children spanking in the movies spanking daughter hand spanking hot spanking spanking drawings bondage spanking spanking pages black spanking spanking facts and research spanking adult spanking school laura's spanking corner m m spanking stories spanking movies spanking teen brandi free spanking clips romantic spanking ass spanking stories spanking spanking sites spanking review bottom spanking free spanking romantic spanking spanking page ultimate spanking spanking community spanking tgp www spanking com www spanking spanking spanking spanking m m spanking men spanking men free spanking movies spanking gallery free spanking video m spanking free spanking pictures girl spanking spanking top 100 spanking school handprints spanking spanking bondage british spanking boy spanking impressions spanking spanking teen spanking facts and research hot spanking spanking video clips spanking spanking spanking f m lauras spanking corner sexual spanking spanking thumbnail gallery free spanking stories spanking male laura's spanking birthday spanking spanking bondage femdom spanking spanking kids spanking teens female spanking spanking cartoon spanking school spanking birthday spanking spanking clubs school spanking spanking punishment punishment spanking
Posted by: spanking bare | November 14, 2004 03:47 PM
smoking aids smoking effects cigarette's smoking affects smoking pregnant smoking against smoking lock stock and two smoking quiting smoking smoking and health marijuana smoking smoking pregnant joe millionaire smoking fumer anti smoking ads angels ultimate smoking marijuana smoking ultimate smoking fetish site smoking fetish links smoking aids ron andrews smoking smoking gun smoking causes free smoking ron andrews smoking fetish smoking list smoker's smoking statistics smoking campaign smoking picture non smoking slims smoking fetish stories smoking in restaurants tobacco smoking list second hand smoking smoking facts smoking and health anti smoking ads smoking pic smoking law remembered smoking lung quite smoking fumer joe millionaire smoking gun smoking women tobacco smoking rauchen smoking picture hazards of smoking no smoking signs smoking law effect of smoking free smoking smoking by denise zeta jones smoking smoking affects smoking fish smoking pregnancy facts about smoking california smoking smoking popes smoking teens smoking pregnant cigar smoking smoking health smoking pregnant anti smoking angels ultimate smoking fetish passive smoking smoking video smokers smoking bans
Posted by: smoking pic post | November 14, 2004 03:47 PM
the venue taboo taboo golf club taboo junior taboo country mother taboo incest taboo chat room taboo mother free incest taboo fotos ilegal sexo taboo trailer taboo thumbs taboo broadway taboo download taboo uk comics super taboo taboo movie clips taboo 2 dvd le taboo taboo phonesex free taboo porn taboo junior sex stories taboo taboo cinema ilegal site sex taboo taboo uk taboo mpegs taboo mpg fotos de sexo ilegal taboo resort taboo sex pictures taboo tickets incest taboo forum forbidden tgp forbidden east ilegal facials ilegal site taboo strip club super taboo jpg taboo sex pictures ilegal bbs forbidden movie le taboo taboo mpegs family taboo stories incest taboo sex end at taboo taboo download download taboo forbidden pic taboo game smut taboo porn incest taboo chat room ilegal facials manga super taboo extreme manga taboo porn ilegal taboo american style incest taboo sex super taboo incest super taboo ilegal com free taboo incest taboo tabou dark taboo com sex stories taboo ilegal weapons taboo top taboo fiction ilegal pictures forbidden east free family taboo taboo mom stories incest taboo taboo free pics
Posted by: family taboo | November 14, 2004 03:47 PM
uniform regs fbi uniform crime report manual on uniform traffic control uniform distribution center brownie uniform sexy uniform brownie uniform uniform porn uniform medical plan uniform services uniform rental uniform support fbi uniform crime report star trek uniform gay uniform band uniform american uniform soccer uniform navy uniform regulations uniform building code french maid uniform battle dress uniform uniform store free uniform sex civil war uniform uniform laws uniform slut uniform slut zone battle dress uniform football uniform star trek uniform schoolgirl uniform aramark uniform cheerleading uniform uniform board uniform stores uniform pics cheerleading uniform uniform law uniform crime reporting uniform code uniform slut zone american uniform soldier uniform uniform numbers cheerleading uniform us navy uniform uniform law navy uniform shop uniform regulation sexy uniform sailor uniform free uniform sex dennis uniform nurses uniform uniform traffic control team uniform commissioners on uniform state laws uniform color soldier uniform uniform requirements for manuscripts uniform residential loan uniform fire code uniform galleries soldier uniform uniform guidelines uniform shirt manual of uniform traffic control devices football uniform karate uniform uniform solutions uniform stores uniform commercial code uniform manufacturers school uniform policy
Posted by: uniform policies | November 16, 2004 04:47 PM
We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had the wrong idea first, and so on. So there isn't any place to publish, in a dignified manner, what you actually did in order to get to do the work. by texas holdem rules
Posted by: free online texas holdem | November 18, 2004 03:42 AM