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paybacks from a bitch

Today's convo:

I have this boss, one of three bosses of mine. He tends to tell off-color jokes, use a lot of sexual innuendo and pepper his conversations with inappropriate words. It doesn't really bother me, but I act like it does. So he comes into my office this morning and is digging around the Halloween basket on my desk, and coming up only with Jolly Ranchers and Warheads.

boss: got any chocolate?

me: I'll go into my private stash for you

( I dig around in my backpack)

me: hmm. you can have a Reeses Stick or (still rummaging) a.....tampon.

boss: (stunned silence)

his face turns beet red as I hold up the Reeses Stick in one hand and the tampon in the other, asking him to choose. He grabs the Reeses Stick and runs out without saying a word.

I owed him that. Big time.

Comments

;-( you never offered me a tampon.

Ha! That's great. I think guys like that are compensating for some sort of feeling of sexual inadequacy. You probably blew his feeble little mind.

Bahaha! You rule, but you knew that already.

I know so many men that can make sexual innuendos all day, but can't handle even the slightest hint of anything gynecological. I don't understand.

Oh, goodness, that made me laugh so much!!!! :)

they can dish it out, but they can't take it. oh, i love it, that was too cool.

ROFL.... this has got to be one of the funniest gags i've heard in many, many months.

great shot! a slam dunk!

i have this real jerk as a boss he doesnt ever talk to anyone really, and he is always acting like is better than everyone there. i work for this internet provider , very popular one, and i was at home and sent my frind who was at work a picture of our boss it was a mugshot he had taken a few months ago for DUI i sent it to her and some other people at work i know..they all got a good laugh at it ...

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