paybacks from a bitch
I have this boss, one of three bosses of mine. He tends to tell off-color jokes, use a lot of sexual innuendo and pepper his conversations with inappropriate words. It doesn't really bother me, but I act like it does. So he comes into my office this morning and is digging around the Halloween basket on my desk, and coming up only with Jolly Ranchers and Warheads.
boss: got any chocolate?
me: I'll go into my private stash for you
( I dig around in my backpack)
me: hmm. you can have a Reeses Stick or (still rummaging) a.....tampon.
boss: (stunned silence)
his face turns beet red as I hold up the Reeses Stick in one hand and the tampon in the other, asking him to choose. He grabs the Reeses Stick and runs out without saying a word.
I owed him that. Big time.