sick and tired of being sick and tired
hay is for people who don't have allergies
Your regularly schedule blog programming for this evening has been pre-empted by an overwhelming allergic reaction to hay, mums, daisies, and other assorted nursery type items. The pumpkins, however, are not guilty.
You may resume with whatever you were doing before you got here. We will return to regular programming at approximately 5AM tomorrow.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.*
*This statement assumes that you 1) care and 2) are actually being understanding about it. In the event that neither is true, feel free to laugh maniacally at me. I do it all the time.