Hi. It's me again. Seems like only yesterday that we last talked. Can't believe a week has gone by and you're here already. Sometimes it seems like you come around way too much. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, it's just that...well, no offense, but you suck. We are talking major suckage here. Why do you have to be like that? Why do you always have to bring the pain? I mean, Tuesday never gives me shit like you do. Why can't you be more mellow and pleasant like Wednesday?
Listen, I'll make a deal with you. I will try to stop badmouthing you if you try to stop being so hard on me. I'd like you to stop by just once without bringing along your arsenal of bad drivers, lack of sleep, too much work, not enough time and bad attitudes. It's bad enough that I have to face you once a week, but so does everyone else. And when you are giving your bullshit to everyone at the same time, it just makes life a bitch.
I know you have a reputation to uphold. But maybe we can keep it on the downlow, between you and me. You know. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. I'll try to be less aggressive about spreading the aggravation you bring, if you promise not to be so damn hard to get along with.
Let me know, ok?