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Monday, Monday

Dear Monday,

Hi. It's me again. Seems like only yesterday that we last talked. Can't believe a week has gone by and you're here already. Sometimes it seems like you come around way too much. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, it's just that...well, no offense, but you suck. We are talking major suckage here. Why do you have to be like that? Why do you always have to bring the pain? I mean, Tuesday never gives me shit like you do. Why can't you be more mellow and pleasant like Wednesday?

Listen, I'll make a deal with you. I will try to stop badmouthing you if you try to stop being so hard on me. I'd like you to stop by just once without bringing along your arsenal of bad drivers, lack of sleep, too much work, not enough time and bad attitudes. It's bad enough that I have to face you once a week, but so does everyone else. And when you are giving your bullshit to everyone at the same time, it just makes life a bitch.

I know you have a reputation to uphold. But maybe we can keep it on the downlow, between you and me. You know. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. I'll try to be less aggressive about spreading the aggravation you bring, if you promise not to be so damn hard to get along with.

Let me know, ok?

Michele

Comments

3:44AM?!! Go to bed!!!!

Oh, and remember that statistically, more people commit suicide on a Tuesday than a Monday. There is hope. Well.. until tomorrow that is.

Whassup east coaster? Long time no talk. Glad you've got comments now. I'm feelin' monday pretty hardcore.

No deal. I dig this job.

It was obvious you weren't making a deal anyhow, Monday, seeing as that you already fucked the day up beyond repair. Thanks for having the roofers lay tar right outside my window and thanks for the rancid milk. Fucker.

Na,they are just found on Tuesday. Or running a little slow due to the damage Monday has already done.

I'm right up there with ya, Michele. First, I had to pack a lunch last night because I knew I had to get a ride to work today cuz my car is in the shop, meaning 'no going out for lunch.' Of course I forgot the lunch at home. No prob, I'll just buy an overpriced lunch at the roach coach that comes by here. Woop! Left my wallet right by my lunch, so that I wouldn't forget it.

Sure, all that SOUNDS like my fault, but I'm still blaming Monday.

Oh, and I just found out that I left my headphones at home, so instead of listening to my own music all day, I have to listen to other people's crap, plus I get to hear them all talk on the phone... argh

Hey Daniel, I was expecting to hear from you sooner. Like when I said the Mariners would go down like a ton of bricks. Hope your Monday was better than usual.

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